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  1. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2017 6:20am EDT
    SELFIES!

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2015 6:33am EDT
    you're gonna regret not texting me
    back when i drop this selfie

  3. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:43pm EDT
    Didn't selfie sticks used to be called friends?

  4. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2015 2:20am EDT
    *Fire occurs*
    Me: OH SH*T!!
    Me: *Takes a bunch of pics*
    Me: *Uploads the pics on every social media site*
    Me: I should probably call for help...


  5. posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 5:04pm EDT
    Another day,
    Another seflie.

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 2:21am EDT
    liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

  7. XPerfectlyImperfectX XPerfectlyImperfectX
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 6:09pm EDT
    Taking All These Pictures, But Yet You Can Never Find The Perfect One...
    ~That's Me~

  8. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 10:23am EST
    l bet Medusa used to take selfies
    and send em to people she disliked like
    surprise you little b*tch

  9. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:10pm EST
    sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

  10. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 4:07pm EST
    how do people take ten thousand selfies i cant even take one without wanting to burn my face off
    my mirrors all like 'youre sooo pretty sometimes' but the cameras like 'ur ugly go die'

  11. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:09pm EST
    YOU ALL DESERVE SOMEONE WHO
    ISN'T EMBARRASSED TO LOVE YOU
    AND TELLS ALL THEIR [FRIENDS]
    ABOUT YOU AND SAVES YOUR ////////
    SELFIES [ GOOD AND BAD ] TO
    LOOK AT WHEN THEY MISS YOU
    AND LOSES SLEEP TO TALK TO
    YOU, AND TELLS YOU HOW MUCH
    THEY ADORE YOU. YOU ALL
    DESERVE SOMEONE WHO
    LOVES YOU. ♥

  12. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:04pm EST
    me: *takes 50 selfies*
    me: *deletes 49*
    me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
    me: *deletes that too*

  13. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:28am EST
    The only thing i get from selfies is
    blindness for the next 10 seconds

  14. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 4:48pm EST
    My Grandma
    takes selfies
    and poses
    with Duckface...
    x"D

  15. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 8:48am EST
    Lazy rule: If this thing your are looking for isn't on Google's first page
    It doesn't excist

  16. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 8:35am EST
    *takes 50 selfies*
    *deletes 49*
    *stares at the one selfie till it turns ugly*
    *deletes that too*

  17. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 12:05am EST
    how does one even take one selfie and look perfet? I have to take 786584 selfies just for one to turn out ok

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 5:21pm EDT
    If someone takes my phone
    I am not really worried of them seeing my messages
    I am more worried of them seeing my thousands of embarassing selfies

  19. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:37am EDT
    Girls I know: *post selfie* *get hundred plus likes on facebook*
    me: *post selfie* *gets 0 likes and people comment saying "nice halloween costume"*

  20. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 9:04am EDT
    "what are you getting all dressed up for"
    "mom i’m taking a selfie"

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