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Best Selfies Quotes This Year

  1. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    we should be
    allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
    instead of having to do picture day.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:17am UTC
    if i send you ugly selfies,
    our friendship is real.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    I wish I was cute so that I could take selfies
    and not want to punch myself in the face.

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    me: *takes 50 selfies*
    me: *deletes 49*
    me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
    me: *deletes that too*

  5. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 8:35am UTC
    *takes 50 selfies*
    *deletes 49*
    *stares at the one selfie till it turns ugly*
    *deletes that too*

  6. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    YOU ALL DESERVE SOMEONE WHO
    ISN'T EMBARRASSED TO LOVE YOU
    AND TELLS ALL THEIR [FRIENDS]
    ABOUT YOU AND SAVES YOUR ////////
    SELFIES [ GOOD AND BAD ] TO
    LOOK AT WHEN THEY MISS YOU
    AND LOSES SLEEP TO TALK TO
    YOU, AND TELLS YOU HOW MUCH
    THEY ADORE YOU. YOU ALL
    DESERVE SOMEONE WHO
    LOVES YOU. ♥

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    If someone takes my phone
    I am not really worried of them seeing my messages
    I am more worried of them seeing my thousands of embarassing selfies

  8. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 10:23am UTC
    l bet Medusa used to take selfies
    and send em to people she disliked like
    surprise you little b*tch

  9. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    takes: 120 selfies
    deletes:120 selfies
    loses: 5 minutes of your life
    gains: insecurity about yourself and how you look.

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    *breaks into an art museum and staples my selfies on all the artwork*

  11. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 9:04am UTC
    "what are you getting all dressed up for"
    "mom i’m taking a selfie"

  12. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 8:48am UTC
    Lazy rule: If this thing your are looking for isn't on Google's first page
    It doesn't excist

  13. happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

  14. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 2:21am UTC
    liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

  15. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 12:05am UTC
    how does one even take one selfie and look perfet? I have to take 786584 selfies just for one to turn out ok

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I took 99 selfies and I can't use one

  17. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Me: *takes 20 selfies before deciding I look bad*

  18. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    Another day,
    Another seflie.

  19. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    me: *posts selfie*
    me: *hears police sirens*

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    “It’s a metaphor.”
    -John Green

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