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  1. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    we were together for what felt
    like eternity
    the laughs and rolls on the floor
    that always ended
    with me in your arms
    I gave you so much
    you did the same
    our jam sessions on your lawn
    me on guitar and
    you were just you
    trying
    the dirty hair
    that i loved to twine between
    my fingers
    that you'd run yours over
    the way youd wake me up
    with your hands over every
    curve of my body
    we'd rarely kiss
    you'd rather hold hands
    "it's more intimate"
    you said
    to feel my hand
    like you had noting else
    and hold onto it like it meant the world
    it did
    your tired bones grew next
    to mine
    for two years
    i remember
    people said "he's the one"
    mom loved you
    yours loved me
    you asked me the question
    i just smiled
    bit my lip
    i was scared and young
    so young
    and there you went
    picked up all of the memories
    that were etched into my being
    and ran
    so far
    You're gone now
    and I wonder if you think
    about me as often as I do
    you

  2. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 2:36am UTC
    Dear Father,
    You might have RUINED my past.
    &
    SCREWED UP my present,
    But I won't let you TOUCH my future.

  3. Youngblood Youngblood
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 8:43am UTC
    I've always done fairly well without trying
    but I finally know how it feels to try really hard and fail:
    To be doing your best and still be a disappointment.

  4. meh* meh*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    my little sister's boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn't sum up our generation then idk.

  5. beckiismithy beckiismithy
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 7:52am UTC
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far:2
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 6
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 11
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far:14
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [ x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 17
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 20
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [ x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 25
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up _75%_ of my teenage life."

  6. heartwisper heartwisper
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Just when I thought everything was perfect...
    Something gets screwed up.

  7. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    honestly i swear all i do with my life now days is get drunk & high. what the hell happened to making a pledge back in like fifth grade to never doing that

  8. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:50am UTC
    “Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.”
    - Janet Fitch, White Oleander

  9. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I'm more screwed up than people think.

  10. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    the way your stomach
    d r o p s
    when you know you really
    s c r e w e d u p

  11. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 10:20am UTC
    I get really insecure when people say: "It's what's inside that counts."
    Because, My personality is screwed up too

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:31am UTC
    Put the elderly in prision.
    We should put the elderly in prisions because they will get a shower every day, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access to a library, computer, TV, gym, doctors on-site and free medication if needed.
    Put criminals in nursing homes and they'll get cold meals, lights off at 7pm, two showers a week, live in smaller rooms and pay $4,000 in rent every month.
    It's pretty sad that we treat prisioners better than the elderly.

  13. ThisIsMe943 ThisIsMe943
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    I have screwed up 54% of my teenage life.. (at age 14)
    or have I lived that much???
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 2
    [] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 6
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 9
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 12
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 12
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 18
    Multiply by 3 for a total

  14. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Even I would have to
    {{BOW MY HEAD}}
    & & & & pray.for.the.poor.soul
    who would dream of being like myself/////

  15. Sorryimme_ Sorryimme_
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    i say that i don't want to talk about it. Actually. I do, but I'm afraid of your reaction. I'm afraid that you'll never see me as an equal again. I'm afraid of the pity in your eyes when you realize how screwed up I am.

  16. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Please Lord, let me go in his place. Take me instead.

  17. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Somedays, I'm just a screwed up mess and I wouldn't change anything about that.

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