Scarymovie Quotes

WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:24am UTC

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals?
I want to see a scary movie in Walmart.
"Clean up on isle 13"
"But sir... There is no isle 13..."
*Dramatic music*

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arinbear
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June 3, 2013 11:35am UTC

after a scary movie
me: omfg. im going to die. *looks around room*
me: it's all fake, don't worry.. *hears bang*
me: OMFG MOMMMMMM!?
*gets out of bed*
*sees dog scratching foot against door*
me: -____-
dog: ?? o_O
me: -.-
dog: o.e
me: *picks up dog and carries it to my room*
me: now im safe xD
dog: -_-

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BatmanChick18
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Hey! Get your finger outta there!!
-Tickle tickle tickle!

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 6, 2013 4:20pm UTC

After watching a scary movie,
I'm scared of the dark all over again.

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 4:07pm UTC

That Embarrassing
moment when
You're watching a scary movie with your friends and you've watched it a million times and now you know when it's going to make you jump, but you jump anyway
format jimmy365

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 2:17pm UTC

Watching a scary movie with friends
Friend: BOO!
Me: *jumps*
Friend: HAHA! YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS A MURDERER IN THE HOUSE!
Me: Do that again and there will be a murderer in the house.

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WhenAllElseFails
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March 1, 2013 10:38am UTC

Friends and I watching Dark Skies, when the mom opens the door to her son's room because she hears something:
Mom: *opens door*
Me: Don't do it, fool, obviously the ailien is right there!
Friend 1: Wow, this is like, not scary at all.
Friend 2: Pssssshhhh, I KNOW right? So lame..heh..heh..
Friend 3: Awh, frick. Awh, frick. She's gonna open the door.
Mom: *looks in room, sees some really tall dark mutated figure*
Me: OhmyGod *cowers*
Friend 1: Predictable.
Friend 3: LUDGFILUSHDAUHDLUGFPIGSF OHMYYYYGOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
Friend 2: *flinches and screams, throws bucket of popcorn into sky so it rains over us like a baptism of popcorn*
Friend 1: *screams bloody murder because the popcorn landed on him and he was more afraid of it than the ailiens*

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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February 23, 2013 9:13pm UTC

- Texting-
Him: So, who was the killer in the
first Friday The 13th?
Me: - Googles it - Uhm.. Jason.
Him: No, his mom..
Me: What.. Google lied? -Cries-

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Rajsonkar
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February 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC

"lets watch a scary movie" *3 hours later* "dude, walk me to the bathroom.........." format by rajsonkar

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