Scale Quotes

Raxin
posted a quote
February 28, 2016 3:11pm UTC

Cosmic clock, you are so long. You are so finely divided. You are so continuously variable. A bug lives a fast life in a month, a small fish a year. I've lived decades and I probably have more. It seems like a long time when I think back. It's nothing compared to you. You are the expanse within which continents jiggle around like water droplets on a hot skillet. You are the scale at which binary stars encircle each other in a guitar string's blur. You watch a galaxy vortex into its black hole while I watch my bathtub drain. What is it like to know the expansion of the universe as a sneeze?
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Miluiel*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 5:33pm UTC

The scale goes: great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine.

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Rysu
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC

The scale
can only give you
a numerical reflection
of your reliationship with gravity
That's it.
It cannot measure beauty, talent, purpose, possibility, strenght or love.

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AnaMia
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 1:28am UTC

Remember stepping on the scale as a child and thinking how cool it was.
Now it's just another way to put you down and make you feel worthless.

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC

I give your performance a 10.....
on the pH scale cuz it was soooo basic

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 1:19am UTC

It kills me not knowing the number on the scale because I haven't weighed myself at all for the past two days... I'm terrified of what the number will be.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 6:40pm UTC

On a scale of 1-to-steveHow awesome are you ?

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 10:09pm UTC

It has ruined my life.
Don't eat.
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Chris*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Me every time I step on the scale: It better be low.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:28pm UTC

If you had to rate your hair from
Hobo - Just brushed
What would it be?

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Lethal*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 2:20pm UTC

138.5
➚
YOU'LL NEVER BE
HAPPY WITH WHAT
I SHOW YOU.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Seeing that number on the scale go down, even just a little bit, makes my day less crappy than it already is.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mirror: You're fat
Mirror: You're ugly
Mirror: Stop eating
Mirror: Makeup can;t cover up your ugly face
Scale: Fatty
Scale: Lose weight. Look at this number. It's not good enough. Look how huge you are.
Mind: You're so worthless
Mind: No one likes you. They don't care. That's why everyone leaves you.
Mind: Pathetic b/tch.
Mind: You're a horrible person. Kill yourself.
Mind: Fat. Ugly. Freak. Boring. Loser. Pig. Worthless. Lame.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC

What I see when I step on the scale
Fatãss.
Just stop eating. You're a whale.
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dancerlvr
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 6:45pm UTC

The number on the scale
defines my worth.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:27am UTC

123.7
➚
It's just a number.

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 7:36pm UTC

My new measurement scale: "a sh*t ton"

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Healthy_Girl
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 9:15pm UTC

The number on the scale will not tell you:
•What a great peson you are
•How much your friends and family love you
•That you are kind, smart, funny, and amazing in ways numbers cannot define
•That you have the power to chose happiness
•Your own self-worth

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whoaitskatrina
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 8:59am UTC

I used to determine
my own self-worth
by if the number of kisses
I recieved with my
clothes off
was greater than
the number on a scale.
My beauty was
determined by
the boys
who called me beautiful
for an hour
and left.
(AKR)

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JossiieeRae
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:22pm UTC

I want to step on the scale to see what the number is but I know no matter what it says all I will do is cry..

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