Best Ruined Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Sometimes I worry that you've ruined me forever. But, then I remember
I was ruined long before you, and maybe I just want to pin the blame one someone a little less ruined and a little less sad.

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Having "feelings" is ruining my reputation of being a heartless b*tch

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p0kemon
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Billy Mays, the old OxiClean guy died 4 years ago.
Feel old yet?

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 2:36am UTC

Dear Father,
You might have RUINED my past.
&
SCREWED UP my present,
But I won't let you TOUCH my future.

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Kyari*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman,
she would be 5’9” tall
have a 39” bust
an 18” waist
33” hips
& a size 3 shoe.
Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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cvnt*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 7:58am UTC

quick shout out to pitch perfect for absolutely butchering my favorite song you go glen coco now go home and stop.

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MyFinalFantasies
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:17pm UTC

My childhood got ruined. Woo...-.- I can never look at some movies and shows the same...

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:23pm UTC

I can't recognize the dreams anymore.
Are they even mine? I can't tell from all the dirt. People are rude. Stepping all over them in their filthy shoes. I didn't enjoy witnessing that. Now show me where my dreams are and clean them for me! After all, you're the one who lost and dirtied them.

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TotorosAndBooks
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:35pm UTC

My life has been ruined by
fictional characters in books... I want the life they have..

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Meilody*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 8:24am UTC

#1. I hate it when... Someone leans closer to you to whisper something important in your ear,
but then they just end up fogging up your whole entire ear.

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Alex94548
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

Have you ever planned something for so long, and the minute it's about to happen. Your mom ruins it?

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cryingforhelp
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:31am UTC

Yeah. You could say that it was my fault. I didn't say no. I didn't leave or go against it. I said yes. But after I had s€x with him he told everyone in school about it. Said he paid me $5 for it even though he didn't. Said he got what he wanted. Ruined my year.
Here's some advice: don't do it with someone unless you really trust them and love them. I only did it with him because, well, I wasn't thinking. And believe me, I regret it.

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SafaBabiiee
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 3:05pm UTC

She's ruined.
Do you understand the difference?
With broken, maybe you can fix things.
Ruined? All you can do is wait to bury her.
Format Credit: FaveFormats.

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desolated
posted a quote
June 5, 2015 7:47pm UTC

you ruined me and i
begged for you to stay

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wdmbguard
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 9:46pm UTC

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

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jessicamai

posted a quote
May 20, 2013 4:54pm UTC

She likes the poison
She likes it in her mind
She likes what it does
And the things it leaves behind
She likes the poison
She likes what it does best
But honey did you know
It'll just cause more regret?
Your life is gone
Your heart is broke
Hide behind the dirty
Cigarette smoke

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bianca4evr
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Those little things that instantly ruin your day.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 1:57am UTC

I feel really bad for reality tv and youtube babies.
Imagine going to high school and having everyone say:
"last night I watched old videos of your mom
talking about how much you just sh*t yourself
and how you ruined her life and relationship."

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realityruinedme
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:01am UTC

Reality ruined me.

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