Robot Quotes

ocean pixie*
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 12:46pm UTC

I AIN'T NO DOCTOR,
but i know you're sick,
sick of the bullshït
and the state I'm in.
Please don't remove this!

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mainstream*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 8:48am UTC

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❝in this city of robot hearts,
ours were made to beat❞

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KikiKiara
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 11:47pm UTC

My logic is undeniable.
- V.I.K.I. I, Robot
I say this all the time

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hidingbodyparts
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 6:27pm UTC

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Guess what?
I am not a robot

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OnlyIfForANight99
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 6:48am UTC

Better to be hated
than loved
loved
loved,
for what you're
not .
Please don't remove this!

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arinbear
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 5:00pm UTC

My convos with cleverbot xD
Cleverbot: What's my age again?
User: 69.
Cleverbot: what is my name?
User: Your name is s.hitface.
Cleverbot: That's right! Sorry I'm forgetful.
User: lmao
Cleverbot: What is the origin of your name?
User: Idk. My name is arin, I think it means 'mountain of strength'.
Cleverbot: oh
User: yeah .__.
Cleverbot: So...
User: Bigfoot
Cleverbot: Is who?
User: Your mom
Cleverbot: no
User: GURL DONT YEW GO DERR
Cleverbot: what?
User: -__-
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: Cleverboot.
User: No. Im your father.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yeah I am. Your my son.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uhh yeah.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it before.
User: Then your stupid.

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WonderfullyMe
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 8:10pm UTC

As a kid, I used to talk into the fan and hear my robot voice.

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p0kemon
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 6:25pm UTC

I'm just a virus inside your head,
You lay awake in your hospital bed.

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FlawedPerfectly
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC

I want to be a robot because robots don't have hearts to break.

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StayStrongLiveLong
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:20pm UTC

When you're talking to your mom
And in the middle of you sentence she turns to the fan and goes
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Only to explain that she wanted to hear
Her robot voice

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StormForceHeart
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 9:28am UTC

I’m not your robot
I’m just me…

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 4:13am UTC

I hate texting people who dont use smilies.i feel like texting an emotionless robot.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 4:10pm UTC

The soundtrack to my life would just be a robot playing a saxophone alone on a cliff in the pouring rain.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 12:36pm UTC

You are a human being. You have a separate mind and soul from everybody else.
Don't pretend to like or think something just because that's what everyone else is telling you to think.
You are not a robot - listen to yourself.

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TheMauveTwilightSeries
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 7:26am UTC

I'm not a robot, I have feelings

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BabyCakes412
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC

"WALL-E"
"Eeeeeeeeva"
Robot love. <3

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:27pm UTC

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♥
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This robot loves you
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officialmona
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 6:14pm UTC

I, Robot
Will Smith: *sneezes* oh I'm sorry I'm allergic to bullshit.

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DoneAwayWithDrama
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:39pm UTC

THE WEIRDEST CONVERSATION OF MY LIFE
My boyfriend: Why didn't you kiss me back?
Me: Because...well..I didn't really want to tell you this....
Him: What?
Me: You...tasted like metal....
Him: Metal.....
Me: Yeah I was starting to believe you were a robot
Him: I'm not
Me: I know
Me: But actually it tasted more like copper. Like a penny! Have you had pennies around your face???
Him: No...
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: Next time don't have pennies around your mouth and I'll kiss you back.
I don't think he believed me...

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