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ArmagedonNinjaX
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January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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KristenC
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November 7, 2013 1:32pm UTC

The story I recently started on is, I think, good. I am currently trying to write somewhat a short story. My other stories are over a hundred pages and not very close to being done.

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happiest*
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November 4, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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mtndewhm*
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August 12, 2013 5:29pm UTC

How to tell how recent a picture of a band is:
Pierce The Veil: Tattoos
All Time Low: Hair color
Of Mice and Men: Hair length
Bring Me The Horizon: Amount of members
Sleeping With Sirens: I don't know, I don't have $80
Fall Out Boy: Make up
Black Veil Brides: Make up
Mayday Parade: Hair style
You Me At Six: Hair cut
My Chemical Romance: It isn't new, stop before you hurt yourself

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bryanrockssocks
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July 16, 2013 2:17am UTC

Marissa Alexander Sentenced: Florida mom who shot an abusive husband gets 20 years in prison.
George Zimmerman Not Guilty: Jury lets Trayvon Martin kill go.

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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June 28, 2013 4:03pm UTC

D A N G E R I S R E A L
But fear is a choice.

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everythingcrazy
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May 13, 2013 12:45am UTC

*in the car*
brother: twinkle twinkle little star....
me: *mutters* let's go outside, I'll hit you with the car....

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ashlyn*
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January 30, 2013 7:10pm UTC

I realize I've liked him for a while now
I just didn't admit it to myself until recently.

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