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KristenC

Status: Being happy and having fun!

Member Since: 12 Jun 2012 12:48am

Last Seen: 12 Mar 2014 11:25am

Location: school

Gender: F

user id: 307813

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  1. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    I can't wait!! Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm going to get a new phone sometime tomorrow. My cousin and my niece are coming over and we are going to make 2 layer yellow cake and chocolate chip cookies.

  2. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    I was in class earlier and opened the drawer of the table I was sitting at. I burst out laughing at what I found...
    The inside of the drawer said, "Call me! 1-800-getlaid"

  3. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    "Do you really think you can pull those clothes off with your body type and all?"
    "No, I can't pull these off, that's why I have your boyfriend do it for me!"
    I saw this somewhere...

  4. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    My father is such a piece of sh**
    He cares about nobody but himself and only keeps me around to clean the house.
    I'm out of there asap. He won't get my f-ing birth certificate or social security card.
    Because of that I'm screwed out of everything. A damn job, a permit or license, EVERYTHING!!!
    It's f-ing rediculous.

  5. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 11:31am UTC
    Tired and bored. In school reading a book.

  6. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    "Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.
    -Will Smith

  7. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is an alcoholic, one is a chain smoker, and the other is gay. The doctor tells the men, "if you indulge in any of your habits again, you will die". So the three men leave. Then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears it's loud music and can't resist. He orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it, and suddenly drops down dead. The other two men walk outside realizing how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees half a cigarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker, "If you bend over to pick that up we're both dead."
    I just wanted to say I got this from my little sister, who got it from her brother. I don't know for sure where it came from.

  8. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Life's a bit** as it is.
    Why put up with the Bit**es in it?

  9. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    I am NOT something to fight over.
    I will choose who I TRUELY want to be with.
    MY decisions and mine alone.
    Don't like it?
    TOO BAD!!!

  10. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    The story I recently started on is, I think, good. I am currently trying to write somewhat a short story. My other stories are over a hundred pages and not very close to being done.

  11. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    So many stories started, not enough time in the day..... We need more time in the day... I want to finish them so bad... I work on one, then I work on another. I've tried focusing on just one, but I get great ideas for one of the others. This is difficult... but fun. I think I have AT LEAST 5 or 6 started... maybe more.

  12. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Dude, my ex, who I haven't talked to for a year messaged me on Facebook yesterday saying he misses me. That kind of bugs me because I know he knows I have a boyfriend.

  13. KristenC KristenC
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    October 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    I'm sad because my babies were stillborn wver the weekend. Not many people believe that I was pregnant in the first place. Most of them are saying that I'm lying because I don't have any proof. Well, I have something to say, obviously those people aren't my friends and have no right to call themselves my friends if they don't even believe what I say. I wouldn't make something like that up. My best friend had felt my babies, so there's proof! I can't believe people think I would make something like that up.

  14. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Today is just making me mad. Yesterday, I had the day off from school and today I'm back. Somebody I thought was my friend told one of my other friends, on friday, that she hates me. I asked what the conversation had been about and she said, "She told me that she hates you because you called her fiance and told him she was cheating on him."
    I replied with, "Dude, my phone has been off since Saturday of last week. It's kind of hard to call somebody, that I don't even know, when my phone is off."
    Not only that but my little sister could get her mom in loads of trouble from what she's been posting on Facebook. I called her mom last night and told her what was going on. The post was later deleted.

  15. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    I am eight months pregnant. I'm not very big which is somewhat a good thing. I'm having twins, a boy and a girl. My sister had her baby boy tuesday night.

  16. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:32am UTC
    My babies are kicking!!!! It feels so strange. I got kicked in the ribs last week and it hurt a little but that's ok.
    It's TWINS!!!!

  17. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    I believe I am almost 4 months pregnant now... I think it's twins. The doctor won't do anything she doesn't believe I'm pregnant. I know my body better than her and my family does. She listened to my stomach and didn't even tell me of she heard a heart or not. Now I will be changing my doctor to one that specializes in babies and prenatal care. I'm excited unlike most people my age would be. People in my class are asking if I am scared or nervous and it really doesn't affect me that much. I'm not freaking out like they think I should be. I like kids and I've wanted one for a long time. Not many people know that about me though.
    Just so you know, I did NOT get pregnant on purpose. It was completely by accident. But, accidents happen. I don't know what to say about it.

  18. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Well I am writing another story now too. It's fiction and has another world mixed into ours while we sleep, only not everyone can go there. There is also this fifteen year old girl who is pregnant with twins (lol I added that part.) who is one of the ones that can go to the world while she sleeps.
    Hopefully I can get my stories published when they are done. I will look into it some more.

  19. KristenC KristenC
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    April 15, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Last week I remembered about that book I was writing. A couple of my friends told me to add more dialogue to the beginning. I had just decided to sort of rewrite it. I took the story back a little in time for the beginning. The story is longer than it was before I had rewritten. I hope I can work on it a lot more and then get it published. My little sister said it was very interesting.

  20. KristenC KristenC
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    I stated writing a post apocolyptic story yesterday morning and asked an English teacher to read it. She said it was very interesting. Last night I added to it and had a couple people read it.
    One of my friends wants to also help write it. I think I need to edit it again....

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