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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 1:45am UTC
    Waiting 3 hours for your phone
    to update and s.hit and then realizing
    you're not sure if you like it or hate it.

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 3:27am UTC
    Me: I have come to accept my inevitable singleness. But that's okay. I'm good alone. I don't need a boyfriend.
    *sees a cute couple*
    Me: I'm so lonely.

  3. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 12:54am UTC
    *At work*
    Guy: How should I get my hair cut?
    Girl: You should get a buzz cut
    Guy: No, I would look too much like a potato

  4. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    “I'm sure that there must have been times when you have read books or watched films and found yourself secretly wishing for the villain to win. Why?
    Isn't that against the rules by which our society lives? Why should you feel this way? It's simple, really; the villain is the true hero of these tales, not the well-intentioned moron who somehow foils their diabolical scheme. The villain get's all the best lines, has the best costumes, has unlimited power and wealth-
    why on earth would anyone not want to be the villain?”
    -Dr. Nero, H.I.V.E.

  5. LiveTheDream LiveTheDream
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 12:04am UTC
    Single in the womb, single till the tomb

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 12:35am UTC
    Me: I am really happy right now.
    Life: Really? LOL! Just give me five minutes.

  7. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Absolutely no one can screw you over quite as well as members of your own family

  8. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    Life will finally be good for me and someone always has to say or do something to ruin it

  9. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    Agent: Do your best model walk.
    Me: *backward marches down the runway*

  10. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2015 12:20pm UTC
    All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bxtch face, huge thighs and really good eyebrows.

  11. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I'm just a bug disgrace

  12. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    You know you're tired when you fall asleep all of first and second hour and had dreams in both class periods ._.

  13. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    When you think he's a great guy, so sweet and funny, and he turns out to be an a.sshole

  14. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    So when your love is over,& everything goes downhill, when you feel like nothing at all... don't think your love dies... because you may say you hate him & you never want to see him again, but when he walks into the room you get butterflies, start to remember all the memories you've ever had with him - the first time you kissed - the first time you guys hung out alone, all the pictures you took at all the places you went together. & all at once it's gonna feel like your hearts on fire... but deep deep down you still feel something for him. When he comes near you your going to start to realize that he's no longer yours. but keep on trying, keep telling yourself you hate him & there will never be nothing between you again. but I can tell you now. it's not going to work because...
    true love never dies.?

  15. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    I hate seeing things of happy endings on tv when i watch law and order and when the person that ra.ped this kids get secentes into jail and yet i never got the chance to have that moment.. And i think thats why it hurts me so much because i never got my justice that i needed .

  16. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2015 12:22pm UTC
    If I'm marrying you and we're not from the same country you better teach me your language.
    There is no way in hell I'm having your aunties calling me ugly with no translation.

  17. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    I hate when I text someone two questions and they only respond to one of them

  18. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 12:23am UTC
    My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know If I'm kidding or not.
    nmf/nmq

  19. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Have you ever met that one guy...
    who knows you so much better then you even know yourself? The one who tells you that you're amazing, that you're beautiful, perfect? The one you tell all of your secrets too, because you know he wouldn't even think about telling anyone else? The one who comforts you when you're upset, makes you laugh and smile when you're at your lowest points. You two have the stupidest inside jokes that no one but you two would ever understand? Then one you text all day long and night, even if there is no conversation being made.He supports your dreams and tells you his own. You guys have late night phone calls, and
    you always wake up with a good morning text ? The guy who makes you feel like you're on top of the world, he makes you so happy, happier then anyone has ever made you. He makes you feel pretty, and loved.He makes you feel like you belong, he then tells you he loves you, and swears he means it? The one who promises he'll always be there? But one day, leaves? And you're left alone, by yourself? Broken, torn apart, confused? You don't know what went wrong,you try to analyze what you did,but you
    soon find out,you did nothing? He just didn't want you anymore.He left you with a million thoughts, with no one to share them to because he was the only one who ever understood you?You try to talk to your friends, but they don't get it. Because they didn't realize how amazing he treated you. They tell you that you can do better, but you don't want better. You want him. Your left with sleepless nights, spent staying up crying. You don't want to leave the comfort of your bed, because you're going to have to get through the day without his text messages. And his phone call just before you go to sleep. You feel like there's something
    missing from you, there's a part of you that's left empty. He
    won't talk to you,he doesn't answer your texts,he ignores you. After all of that, he just left you with a
    b r o k e n h e a r t
    One you have to fix yourself.

  20. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    Everyone assumes that there is nothing wrong with my life because I don't complain about most things. But in reality I just don't want to bother people with my issues

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