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1. Abbbbby*
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2015 12:22pm UTC
   If I'm marrying you and we're not from the same country you better teach me your language.
   There is no way in hell I'm having your aunties calling me ugly with no translation.
   
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2. Abbbbby*
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   September 18, 2015 12:20pm UTC
   All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bxtch face, huge thighs and really good eyebrows.
   
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3. *Yours Truly*
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2015 1:50am UTC
   "If you keep saying shlt like that about people," she punctuated, glaring up into his eyes, "soon enough, you'll make everyone who once cared about you turn their backs on you."
   
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4. *Yours Truly*
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2014 9:37pm UTC
   I know I have problems.
   And most of them are because you are still clothed.
   
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5. *Yours Truly*
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2014 3:27am UTC
   Me: I have come to accept my inevitable singleness. But that's okay. I'm good alone. I don't need a boyfriend.
   *sees a cute couple*
   Me: I'm so lonely.
   
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6. writtenrain*
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2014 5:06pm UTC
   No but I will literally yell at you and then be like "Sorry if I was rude or offended you" or I'll compliment you a few times and be like "omg I'm sorry for annoying you" like literally I apologize for everything.
   
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7. *Yours Truly*
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2014 10:36pm UTC
   *Computer automatically sets search engine to Bing*
   Me: Stop trying to make Bing happen, it's not going to happen.
   
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8. musicismylife131313
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2014 7:02pm UTC
   Life will finally be good for me and someone always has to say or do something to ruin it
   
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9. SisiAdelia
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2014 10:58pm UTC
   If you don't use
   an empty house
   to sing obnoxiously
   and off key
   in your underwear,
   you are doing life wrong
   
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10. musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    You can tell how lazy humanity is getting
    when Geico can't even finish their slogan
    
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11. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    Ever read a book before bed and thinking, 'okay, just one more chapter' but then end up like finishing the book?
    
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12. _rosaxoxo__*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    remember those days, when you cared, yeah i miss those
    
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13. musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Congratulations
    you had me
    and lost me
    all in a week
    
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14. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    I have two moods.
    Screw you and what's for dinner
    
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15. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 4:39am UTC
    *accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
    
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16. musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    When you think he's a great guy, so sweet and funny, and he turns out to be an a.sshole
    
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17. *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 3:15am UTC
    Reasons I look at Top Quotes:
    30% To see quotes
    70% To find cool formats.
    
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18. VioletCherries
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Day dreaming my life away...
    
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19. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    just because i can't sing
    doesn't mean i won't sing.
    
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20. Ethanol
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:45am UTC
    Save a horse, ride a
    zebra (─‿‿─)
    
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