Best Popcorn Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 3:13pm UTC

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 8:05pm UTC

I like to push my body to the limit not in a healthy way but in a 'how much popcorn can i eat until i physically implode' kind of way

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:42pm UTC

I'm one of those people who
instead of joining in on a Witty fight, I sit back, get
some food, and comment a gif of someone eating popcorn.

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swaggysouani
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Eating popcorn:
80% during trailers.
20% during the movie.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 8:55pm UTC

My favorite thing to do when I'm home alone is put weird toppings on popcorn.
Ex: Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, chocolate sauce and sprinkles.

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mixzzvevee
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 8:19am UTC

In a perfect world...
all the popcorn kernals would pop

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Quote: *34 likes 279 comments*
Me: *grabs the popcorn*

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Someone should make clear popcorn bags so we can watch it pop and make sure it never burns.
nmq

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moll :)*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Prince Charming
He texted her hello, she answered back with a smile.
They just met this year, but she wants him to stay awhile.
She think's he's perfect, funny and smart.
She talks to him about music, and other art.
They find out secrets, and laugh at small jokes.
She looks up to him, tall like the oaks.
They sit in the booth, eating and talking the night away.
They just met this year, but they'll stay awhile.
They make each other smile.
They make each other happy.
She looks at her phone, another text from him.
The only problem here is that liking him is a sin.
For she's breaking sister codes, but she still answers with a smile.
She found herself falling in love, it will be awhile.
She wants to say goodbye, she wants to but she can't.
She looks up at him, she's as small as an ant.
(note: most people might not relate to this, its very personal to me.)

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:15am UTC

Girl Problems #9
Eating all of the popcorn before the movie even starts.
fave/comment for a series?

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Bec*
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:02am UTC

Popcorn? No thanks I only eat heavymetalcorn

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I've always wondered what would happen
if I put popcorn in the microwave with the wrong side up
NMF

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LeaBia14
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Eating Popcorn 80% During the trailers 20% During the movie

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Elli_unicornpuke
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 5:22am UTC

95% of the teens will cry, if Justin Bieber stands on the Empire-Stade-Building and say: "I WILL JUMP"
I'm one of the 5% who, would eat popcorn and shout:
"DO A BACKFLIP"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 1:19am UTC

There's a special place in hell
for the guy that thought
popcorn flavored jellybeans
were a good idea.

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ggllamas
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:52pm UTC

me: *scrolling through witty*
me: *see's an opinionated quote that has 84704927590 comments*
me: Dr. PawsMcfluffypants, go get the extra large buttery popcorn.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 1:34am UTC

Me: How come popcorn has more
calories popped than not popped?
Sister: What?
Me: I'm just saying it makes no sense.
It's the same amount of butter and
kernals, it's just popped; so how can
it have more calories?
Sister: I don't know.
Sister: Is that a question that keeps
you awake at night?
Me: Actually, yes.
Sister: Wow.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Popcorn is sexaiiiiiiiiii

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Christa133
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 4:20pm UTC

vocab word: unethical
Some kid in LA class: I think homework is unethical.
I couldn't agree more

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Secret42
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 4:11pm UTC

You know,I actually liked when people kept on writing about the same topic,I would just sit back with my popcorn,and read away.
Format by Breeze
My quote.Do NOT Steal.

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