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1. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 8:23pm UTC
   what does it take to get you wittyers attention?
   
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2. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 8:17pm UTC
   Mom:Clean your room we have guests coming over for dinner!
   Me:Oh I didnt know we would be having dinner in my room
   
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3. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 8:12pm UTC
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4. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 8:07pm UTC
   Falling asleep in class and then suddenly your teacher says One Direction and your like
   IM WIDE AWAKE
   
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5. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 8:05pm UTC
   ADMIT IT
   Weve all given our mom these little tickets that say "one free hug" or something like that at one time in our lives
   
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6. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   ☆
   Weather forecast for tonight...
   Dark
   ☆
   
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7. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
   -Phyllis Diller
   
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8. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 7:49pm UTC
   A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
   -Steve Martin
   
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9. mixzzvevee
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   January 26, 2013 7:45pm UTC
   No toilet paper?! Dinkleberg has struck again!
   
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10. mixzzvevee
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    January 26, 2013 9:18am UTC
    Introducing..
    wittyprofiles in 3D
    
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11. mixzzvevee
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    January 26, 2013 9:12am UTC
    NO OFFENSE...
    means im about to offend you but dont get mad
    
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12. mixzzvevee
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    January 26, 2013 9:04am UTC
    I dont have a top quote
    Dinkleburg
    
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13. mixzzvevee
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    January 26, 2013 9:02am UTC
    Me and my friends text conversation
    Me:You should ask him how you should kill his gf
    Her:Why?
    Me:It's funny, I can see how it would play out
    Her:My pain isnt funny. I really think I need mental help.
    Me:I was laughing at what would happen
    Her:"what?" "how to kill your girlfriend?" "da hell? your crazy" "but i love you" "get the hell away from me" "ok. i love you"
    Me:Thats hilarious
    Her:Uggh! Thats not funny...
    Me:Yes it is
    
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14. mixzzvevee
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    January 26, 2013 8:53am UTC
    Going to McDonalds...
    for a salad is like asking a murderer for a hug
    
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15. mixzzvevee
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    January 26, 2013 8:19am UTC
    In a perfect world...
    all the popcorn kernals would pop
    
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