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_Jannette
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November 8, 2016 10:02pm UTC

To this day, Fat Amy is still my spirit animal

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daisybug2000
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July 15, 2013 12:24pm UTC

You're going to get pitch slapped
So hard
Your man boobs are going to
Concave!
~Fat Amy~

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daisybug2000
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July 15, 2013 12:20pm UTC

Fat Amy's way of logic:
(something bad happens)
(A) It's just god punishing you for being a ginger
(B) Atleast you don't have herpies...Or do you have that too?
(C) Lesbi-honest here
(D) Atleast your not a ginger

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FreddyJ
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June 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Violinist Joke #001
"I gave that pitch a vibrato...pitches love vibrato."

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lilagraace
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May 2, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Aca-scuse me???

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ksaksek_xoxo
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March 30, 2013 11:40am UTC

I Start Fires To Feel Joy.
~Pitch Perfect<3

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laurenec
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March 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC

When is it okay to quote Pitch Perfect?
Aca-Always!

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avery_wittyy
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February 13, 2013 8:27am UTC

No, my real name isn't fat amy;
ITS FAT PATRICIA!

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danceatheart
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February 5, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Witty Person: I have a feeling I am going to leave witty soon.
Me: Sometimes I have a feeling I can do crystal meth, then I think mmm better not.

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SarahDGirl
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February 1, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Aubrey: Fat Amy, What are you doing?
Fat Amy: I'm horizontal running.

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swaggin_destiny
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January 31, 2013 11:28am UTC

I'VE BEEN SHOT!
~Fat Amy

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swaggin_destiny
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January 30, 2013 10:37am UTC

Benji: Let's exchange numbers and hang out right now.
Bumper: No...Hardpass hardpass..

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That_music_girl
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:10pm UTC

Mom: What are you still doing in bed?
Me: Horizontal running...

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Mean Girls && Pitch Perfect>>> My life.

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.*
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January 25, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Am i the only one,
Who still can't do the f//king cup song?

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Shanaynor
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January 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

How can you NOT like Pitch Perfect??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr1SIUAgX6A

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