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1. DEADWEIGHT
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2014 1:06am UTC
   Dogs look up at us
   Cats look down on us
   And pigs treat us as equals.
   
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2. LestWeBeForgotten
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2014 10:54pm UTC
   So a while back a dude said that when the first black president was ellected, that pigs would fly.
   When obama was ellected...
   the swine flu broke out.
   
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3. Rico*
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2014 4:55pm UTC
   "You're in America, speak English."
   America.
   Two continents
   55 countries and dependant territories
   1,500 immigrant, 750 indigenous Native American, and five colonial languages
   953.7 million people
   And in the United States of America,
   I have freedom of speak.
   I'm sure that includes other languages,
   Like something simple as Spanish.
   406 million people do, you can, too.
   I'll stop speaking other languages when I don't give a single mierda about culture, heritage, and background.
   And when I become an arrogant, snobby, ignorant swine.
   Just like you.
   
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4. UsernameToBe
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 2:10pm UTC
   Animal Farm
   Pigs as leaders? A Horse that sings? A Bear starts a rebellion?
   BEAST OF ENGLAND – THEIR ANTHEM
   MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS OUTTA HER MIND
   
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5. Losing It *
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   What do you put on criminal pigs?
   Hamcuffs
   
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6. ItsTroubledLove
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 10:52pm UTC
   Hey guys im Faith,im 17, and im new :] I'm gonna tell you a little bit about myself, I love Ed Sheeran, Black Veil Brides and Pierce The Veil and many more. :D I lurve danisnotonfire,and AmazingPhil :] I do skateboard, and piercings and tattoos and beanies :O I love beanies and gauges and i follow back :D Well thats all, if you want to know anything else ask me :D
   ©bunnylover43
   
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7. DeathOfASon
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 12:11pm UTC
   i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the meaning of being a celebrity
   he bought an ice cream truck
   he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!)
   he built a mini ice-rink
   a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
   a hovercraft
   he’s got unicycles and banjos
   and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine
   tell me he isn’t living the life
   
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8. flyingbacon7
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 2:03pm UTC
   My best friend just texted me
   "Kelsey, it's bacon day on Rachel Ray :D"
   This is why she is my best friend
   
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9. capsized*
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 1:32am UTC
   the only mark a human should ever leave on an animal [♥]
   is a lipstick mark.
   
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10. The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    nice girls finish last.
    ....
    ~Let me speak your language Pigs go: Oink, Oink
    
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11. Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 12:59am UTC
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes it is nessecary to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
    - Miss Piggy
    
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12. ponyloverxo
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Did you know?
    It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
    
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13. distance
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 12:14am UTC
    i need people to follow anyone want to make a friend :3
    ?
    
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14. Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 10:01am UTC
    Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs.
    
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15. whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Dear girls:
    Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure.
    Yes, you'll get attention..
    But it'll mostly be from pigs.
    
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16. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    It makes more sense to have Birth Control for men, I mean, it makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
    
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