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Member Since: 26 Dec 2011 08:42pm

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Alisha.
16.
Music is my life.
I'm from Washington.
Follow me on tumblr: http://just-an-insecure-girl.tumblr.com/
I'm here if any of you need someone to talk to.
 
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  1. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Dear girls:
    Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure.
    Yes, you'll get attention..
    But it'll mostly be from pigs.

  2. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    I'm not "cute" awkward.
    I'm "what the heck is wrong with you" awkward.

  3. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    WELL.
    With no-shave November,
    Halo 4,
    and Black Ops 2
    coming out this month, I'm predicting that
    teen pregnancies will be at an all-time low.

  4. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Connor ThompsonHe first person to comment on this is gay.Unlike • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Connor Thompson*The 26 minutes ago · 34 Likes

  5. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 2:30pm UTC
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  6. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    THIS SUMMER I VOW TO:Go to the beach at least 50 times.Feel comfortable in short shorts and bikinis. Meet tons of new people.Go skinny dipping.Have less Facebook, and more outdoors.Be happy whether I'm single, taken, or heartbroken.Catch fireflies in jars.Camp out with friends.Go on spontanious adventures.

  7. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?Me:Me: If I punch you in the face with my left hand,but I'm right handed,does that really count as me punching you in the face?
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  8. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧ Sometimes,I grab my boobs.Because, well, I can.
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  9. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    I am Hungary.
    Maybe you should Czech the fridge.
    I'm Russian to the kitchen!
    Is there any Turkey?
    We have some, but it's covered in Greece.
    Ew.. There is Norway you can eat that.

  10. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    The best things in the world:1. Not coming home until 3 in the morning.2. When someone you love holds your hand.3. Last minutes plans that end up being one of your best memories.4. Staying up all night on the phone.5. Finding the perfect outfit on the clearence rack.6. Singing songs in the car with your best friend.7. When you don't expect things to work out and they do.8. Getting scared and holding on to someone.9. Falling asleep to the sound of rain.10. Hitting the drive-thru for breakfast when you're on the road.11. That feeling of being fresh out of the shower.12. Going back to sleep on a day that school gets cancelled.13. The nights we can barely remember.

  11. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Witty Profiles:Y N L OYou Never Log Out.Format and quote by Whatagorgeousmess

  12. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Dear 11 year olds on Facebook:How complicated is your relationship?Did he steal your cookies?

  13. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    When you’re a girl, you have to be everything. You have to be dope at what you do, but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that and you have to be nice, and you have to— it’s like, I can’t be all of those things at once. I’m a human being.-Nicki Minaj
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  14. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:14pm UTC
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  15. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Me: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Dad: Who sings that?Me: Adele.Dad: Let's keep it that way.

  16. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:19pm UTC
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    Hey I just met you.And this is crazy.But you're so sexy,So have my babies.

  17. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Me: Hey, you look a lot like my sixth boyfriend!
    Him: How many boyfriend's have you had?
    Me: Five. ;) ♥

  18. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
    Parents: Don't talk to strangers onine.
    Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
    Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band...
    format: neversaynever16

  19. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Jake LongWhat's with this; We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know whatI mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round butt, long legs, and on top of all that,they have to dress like a wh*re, and be one as well.. Nobody can measure up tothat.. And it's not fair because nobody should should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the worldwould be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop makinggirls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection.Stop acting like boys and start being men... Realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them souly to get with them, be nice tothem because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up withthem. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some,but because you know they like to hear them. In short, we need to grow up and stop being dicks. Just because we have them doesn't mean we need to thinkwith them.Unlike • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    MeMARRY ME? 26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  20. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:54pm UTC
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