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1. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 8:02pm UTC
   I've decided to keep this account up.
   In memory of my sister.
   R.I.P. - Elizabeth Mayhew
   You will be dearly missed.
   
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2. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   The girl who used this account died today.
   She hung herself in the bathroom.
   This is her sister, and I hope she will forgive me for making this post, but I need to get a few things off my chest.
   To the girls who called her fat; she was starving herself.
   To the girls who called her ugly; thanks for crushing her spirits.
   To our mother; you made her self-esteem low by not loving her.
   To the potatoes on witty; thanks for keeping her alive this long.
   I'll be deleting this account soon. I just wanted everyone who might have liked her on here to know.
   
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3. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 5:19pm UTC
   "And who was it that loved you so long ago?" he asked, curiously. I swallowed had as tears burned my eyes.
   "Me."
   
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4. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   Because its become easier to believe I've done something incomplete,
   than to believe that I did something right for once.
   
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5. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 5:04pm UTC
   So if the universe is expanding, does that mean that people aren't getting fatter, they are just expanding with the universe?
   Person 1:"OMG I'm so expanded!"
   Person 2:"No! You're like totally contracted!"
   
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6. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 5:01pm UTC
   It makes more sense to have Birth Control for men, I mean, it makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
   
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7. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 7:15pm UTC
   I haven't eaten in three days.
   And nobody noticed.
   
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8. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment,
   Between my birth and my death.
   
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9. please_bitch
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 4:59pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    I'm going to stand outside,
    So if anyone needs me,
    I'll be
    Out-Standing
    nmq, feel free to make it pretty :)
    
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11. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    When you love someone but it goes to waste.
    Can it be worse?
    - Coldplay
    
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12. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Why would anyone wear underwear with holes?
    Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?
    
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13. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Honestly.
    I don't get why we're all so obsessed with love.
    Why can't we get a thrill off of kindness?
    
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14. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    And IIIIIIIIIIII
    Will ALLLLWWAAAAYYYSSSS
    LLLOOOOOVVVVEEEE YYYYOOOUUUUU!!!!
    
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15. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    You Should Be Doing Homework.
    
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16. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    He moved away,
    but I'm still irrevocably
    IN LOVE WITH HIM
    
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17. please_bitch
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    If only if only,
    the woodpecker sighs,
    the bark on the trees,
    were as soft as the skies.
    
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