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So if the universe is expanding, does that mean that people aren't getting fatter, they are just expanding with the universe?
Person 1:"OMG I'm so expanded!"
Person 2:"No! You're like totally contracted!"

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So if the universe is expanding, does that mean that people aren't

1 faves · Jan 27, 2013 5:04pm

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So if the universe is expanding, does that mean that people aren't

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please_bitch

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funny · fatness · excuses