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  1. ilovemybestfriendmike_610 ilovemybestfriendmike_610
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    When you truly care for someone, you dont look for faults. you dont look for answers. you dont look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes. You accept the faults, and overlook the excuses. The measure of love is when you love without mesasure. There are rare chances that youll meet a person you love, who loves you in return. So once you have it, dont let it go. This chance may never come your way again.

  2. gral10* gral10*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:31am UTC
    “Excuses are the tools with which persons
    with no clear purpose in view build for themselves
    great monuments of nothing.”

  3. DoubtfulDelinquent DoubtfulDelinquent
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 11:55am UTC
    "What would you do?"
    Get up off my feet and stop making tired excuses.

  4. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    I hate Father's Day.
    I hate how I had to make cards in class as a child. I hate how I'd cringe whilst trying to hide the fact that my card was empty inside. I hate how I was jealous of the other children that actually had fathers. I hate the pity I received so often, the sceptic looks, and the "Do you even have a dad?". I hate how I made up stories, such as "My Dad isn't in the country right now" or "I can't tell you about him because he works for the government" - I hate how I would start to favour "He's dead" because it sounded so much better than "He's a jobless, alcoholic drug-addict with several B.astard children and a criminal record."
    I hate how I hate Father's Day not because I do not have a Father, but simply because I hate my Father.

  5. TrinaisLazy TrinaisLazy
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    Excuses are like a**holes. . . . everyone has one.

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Friend: Wanna hang out next week?
    Me: Sorry, I'm gonna be sick.

  7. marius thriftshop* marius thriftshop*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    You will get what you want,
    when you stop making excuses on why you don’t have it.
    - Unknown

  8. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Don't make excuses for him
    you can't put flowers in an as.shole and call it a vase.

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:08am UTC
    "did you finish your homework?"
    well no but I did finish this transparent gif of a spinning dixxldo

  10. Oniichan Oniichan
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:11am UTC
    "Excuses are meaningless. The tougher things get,
    the more likely people are to come to their own conclusions."

  11. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:48am UTC
    No, I wasn't ignoring you. Pshh
    I had to go walk my unicorn.
    Duh

  12. artsylilacs artsylilacs
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    So now, wishing people to die is 'just a joke'.

  13. myusernamedoesntmatter myusernamedoesntmatter
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 1:27am UTC
    “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the...story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.”
    ― Jordan Belfort

  14. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Thanks for nnothing
    all the promises we mmade
    all the times we pplayed
    all the excuses you've saved
    all sorrys like streets unpaved
    Every promise was broken with an eexcuse
    every time we played there was always someone else to play with
    every excuse invalled to me
    every sorry repeated the next day

  15. Envelope24 Envelope24
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    "Those who make excuses for failing
    were never ment to succeed in the first place."

  16. cookie_monster_emzz cookie_monster_emzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    BEST HOMEWORK EXCUSE!!!!!
    Teacher: where is your homework????
    Me: i lost it fighting this kid who said you wern't the best teacher in the world

  17. musiclover5234 musiclover5234
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    At the end of the day,
    let their be no excuses,
    no explanations, no regrets.

  18. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:05am UTC
    I W o u l d L o v e t o B u t . . .
    • I want to spend more time with my blender.
    • The man on television told me to say tuned.
    • It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
    • I'm building a pig from a kit.
    • I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
    • There's a disturbance in the Force.
    • I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
    • I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
    • I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
    • I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
    • My plot to take over the world is thickening.
    • I have to fulfill my potential.
    • It's too close to the turn of the century.
    • I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
    • I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
    • I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
    • I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
    • I'm trying to be less popular.
    • I have to study for a blood test.
    • I have to rotate my crops.
    • I prefer to remain an enigma.
    • I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

  19. Katie27May Katie27May
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Teacher:Wheres your homework?
    Student:Written in the Stars!
    Teacher:Really, where is it?
    Student:A million miles away
    Teacher:*sigh*what did you write about ?
    Student:message to the main
    Teacher:You want to go summer school?
    Student:Seasons come and go
    Teacher:change your attitude
    Student:but i will never change
    Teacher:go to the heads office
    Student:Im on my waay!
    Teacher:LISTEN TO ME NOW!
    Student:*pulls out earphones* What?

  20. laura16 laura16
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:31am UTC
    Sorry, i can't hangout.
    My uncle's cousin's sister
    in law's best friend's insurance
    agent's roommate's pet goldfish
    died. Maybe next time xD

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