Perv Quotes

rafaela123
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 10:40pm UTC

When someone asks for your kik and gives you a compliment
Me: .....bye!
smh smh

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Bringmethebitches*
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Grammer is important! Like, capitalization is the difference from helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
(You have to have a messed up mind like mine to get this)

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 6:16pm UTC

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore
Uranus.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:32am UTC

Perv:I wanna bang you so hard!
Me: Me too.
Perv:Really?! I'm getting wet babe :*
Me: Yeah ,
In your face
with a chair
made out of steel
covered in spikes
dipped in poison
helled by Chuck Norris
Perv:After that then ;]
Me:WTF

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Adding " in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie ffortune
adding "in my pants" at the end of every title of a sng,tv show,movie,play,etc

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:33am UTC

The number of people I am following >

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chocolate_lover

posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:29pm UTC

guy friend: "i wanna be.. where the strippers are. i wanna see, wanna see them dancing. opening up those, what do you call it..? legs. up where they twerk, up where they run, up where they're up all night having fun. wondering free,, wish i could be,, part of that worrlldd"
guy friend :D
me: ...you need to work on your singing.

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