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Best Out Quotes This Week

  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:16am UTC
    *at home* Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"
    *out* Me: " I want to go home. i hate people

  2. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC
    You never realize how
    boring your life is
    until someone asks what
    you like to do for fun

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I am always the friend
    Who is left out of the group

  4. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 9:52am UTC
    Laying in bed on February 13th thinking to yourself somebody better ask you out the next day or I'm going to cry myself to sleep

  5. AquaBubblezz AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 11:52am UTC
    Girls always freak out when I know what phone they have,
    But they forget it's always in their pictures.

  6. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

    I will not
    keep calm
    And
    you can
    feuck off

  7. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 9:47am UTC
    I only want what I can't have.

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    trying to get over someone you never
    even dated

  9. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    tip: if you turn down guys/girls who flirt with you
    or ask you out just because you deem them to be
    ugly, you are a shallow human being, and
    probably missing out on a whole lot of great
    people who could potentially be perfect for you.

  10. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 10:08am UTC
    I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

  11. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:17am UTC
    another truth to expose,
    freedom will capture their eyes.

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    If you have a problem with me please write it
    nicely on a piece of paper; Put it in an envelope,
    fold it, and shove it up your adfss

  13. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    excuse me, but i asked for your trust;
    not to be introduced to your second face.

  14. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
    EVEN THOUGH THEY
    WEREN'T SO GREAT

  15. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Sometimes I just wish I could fast forward time, just to see if it's all worth it in the end.

  16. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 6:58am UTC
    May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.
    -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  17. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Yeah My Hairs green now(:

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Thank you for updating facebook again with what
    you ate for dinner.
    The suspense was killing me

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Oh,Honey, your just offended because what they
    said applied to you.

  20. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    I'd love to hang out
    but I have to sit in my room by myself.

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