Oscars Quotes

*brianna*
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April 11, 2015 4:58pm UTC

It's like boys are
the oscars and
I'm Leonardo
DiCaprio

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phee*
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March 4, 2014 7:12am UTC

When I'm older I'm gonna have a kid and name him Leo and
buy him a pet called Oscar and then I'll be able to go to die
happy and at peace with the world.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 26, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Things I can put on my resume:
-I have as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

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greyskies
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May 14, 2013 1:58am UTC

it's like boys are the oscars, and i'm leonardo dicaprio

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NicolasCage
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March 4, 2013 9:27pm UTC

How do I have an Oscar and not Leonardo DiCaprio?

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Dinocaulay
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March 3, 2013 4:15pm UTC

I have as many Oscars as DiCaprio and as many Tour De France titles as Armstrong
The best part is, I'm not even famous

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Shanaynor
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February 28, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Last night he held me in his arms and finally confessed his true feelings to me. "Shannon, I've known you so long now, and there's something I've been wanting to say for awhile." He then got tears in his eyes. "I haven't told you this yet, because I'm scared you won't feel the same way and you won't want me to talk to you anymore, and I can't even stand the thought of not talking to you." Then it started pouring rain while we stood outside. "Shannon, I love you." I smiled, grabbed his face, and we kissed in the rain. Best night of my life <3
Just kidding! Last night I sat at home in my pj's watching The Ocars re-run...

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Hale_Storm18
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February 27, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Where's Leonardo Di Caprio's Oscar?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Leo[n]ard[o]
Di Cap[oscars]rio

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bunnylover43
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February 24, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Is anyone else watching the Oscars?

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23chars
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February 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

I should change my name to "The Academy" so when everyone accepts their Oscars, they'll be thanking me.

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clearlytruthful
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February 24, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Was anyone else singing along to o e day more when the cast of les mis preformed it? It's stuck I. My head now I <3 my les miserables obsession

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dreamtobeyoungforever
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February 24, 2013 7:59pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
no need to impress you or anything but
ive won as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio(;
CookieDoughFormats

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 24, 2013 7:11pm UTC

When they ask at the Oscars "Who are you wearing?" all I can think of is "I'm going to unzip your skin and wear you like a little coat."

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SarahDrewIngle
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February 24, 2013 6:55pm UTC

All these gorgeous people in these gorgeous clothes walking the red carpet today and I didn't even brush my hair.

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teenquotes5052
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February 24, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Its the feminine super bowl #oscars

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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February 10, 2013 4:38pm UTC

"If "Call Me Maybe" wins the Grammy instead of Ed Sheeran I'm setting myself on fire."
^BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE SERIOUSLY IF IT HAPPENS WHITE LIPS PALE FACE EVERYONE HAS BAD MUSIC TASTE AND I'LL PROBABLY DO IT

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