How to p.iss off the passenger sitting next to you on the plain:
1.Take out your laptop from your bag
2.Open it slowly and carefully
3.Log in it
4.Make sure he/she is watching you the moment you do it
5.Go to the internet
6.Close your eyes for a while, open your eyes and then look up just for a while(make sure he/she is still watching)
7.Take a deep breath and go to this site (with the speakers on):
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8.Look at his/her face
xDDD P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S.