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Bubbles:-)*
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December 8, 2013 4:20pm UTC
If after 4 months you still have a crush, your in love.
I guess your gonna have to start calling me Mrs.Odair!

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 6:51pm UTC
My face when I type"LOL"
is usually about as expressionless as Kristen Stewart's.

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:45pm UTC
How to p.iss off the passenger sitting next to you on the plain:
1.Take out your laptop from your bag
2.Open it slowly and carefully
3.Log in it
4.Make sure he/she is watching you the moment you do it
5.Go to the internet
6.Close your eyes for a while, open your eyes and then look up just for a while(make sure he/she is still watching)
7.Take a deep breath and go to this site (with the speakers on):
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8.Look at his/her face
xDDD P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S.

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elligrig13
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:56pm UTC
fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/182/5/0/my_new_fursona_by_xjupi-d3kld0d.swf
Am i so immature
to actually find this hillarious?
XD

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hey_its_mal
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June 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC
Girl: OmG I'M SO HEaLTHY, I POST salaD pics on INSTA lyk eVERYdaY!!!! :OOOO
Me: I once ate an apple two months ago…

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