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Amenah
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April 30, 2014 8:27am UTC

i just logged into my old stardoll account for the first time in like thre years and can someone please go back in time and shoot mini-me lol

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Amenah
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April 19, 2014 12:57pm UTC

if you don't think the snk soundtrack is the best thing you've ever heard you're wrong

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YoungAndNotBeautiful
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March 27, 2014 8:29pm UTC

When your eyeliner is on point, your life is on point.

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snowinseptember*
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March 24, 2014 8:28pm UTC

i am not the
same person
at 8am and 8pm
StoryQouteLover

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capsized*
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March 23, 2014 11:39pm UTC

did you know that “friends” stands for:
•feebee
•rachel
•it’s joey
•everyone is friends
•nonica
•dross
•shandler

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capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:01am UTC

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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capsized*
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February 24, 2014 10:50pm UTC

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

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Vinita*
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February 24, 2014 10:09am UTC

*At youth group doing a skit*
Kaitlynn: Hey, do you want some of this? It'll make you see rainbows and unicorns.
Morgan:You mean like Ronni??!?!?

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Vanessa15*
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February 21, 2014 6:33pm UTC

that awkward moment when your talking really loud
to your friends because the class is loud but then the
class goes silence for a sec and your just like talking
so loud

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BreeeFayy*
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February 17, 2014 11:37am UTC

"Go ahead," He spoke for the first time, his voice clear and
even. It broke my heart,
"I never asked for a happy ending."

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capsized*
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February 14, 2014 4:30pm UTC

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

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capsized*
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February 12, 2014 6:04pm UTC

NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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Vanessa15*
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February 7, 2014 2:15am UTC

Flappy Bird Highscores?

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confused*
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February 4, 2014 1:11pm UTC

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

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confused*
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February 3, 2014 7:04pm UTC

my sister isn’t talking to me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like "god i need somewhere flat to write" and i said "how about your chest"

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confused*
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February 3, 2014 6:17pm UTC

If an intruder ever comes to f/cking murder you. You throw your mother f/cking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever f/ck around with you if you did that.

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confused*
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January 27, 2014 12:49pm UTC

you can hakuna my tatas anyday

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confused*
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January 23, 2014 11:09am UTC

that awkward
moment when you
realize Dora has more
freedom than you.

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Vanessa15*
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January 21, 2014 7:18pm UTC

me: *grabs blue pencil*
me: *draws and find out its purple*
me:

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brittwzhere
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January 20, 2014 7:57pm UTC

How I wanna flirt: Oh yeah, baby let's just go back to my place. You're so fine.
How I actually flirt: Wanna frick?

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