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Jade💕*
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September 27, 2014 1:57pm UTC

I'm older than Google D:

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Dishonored*
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February 12, 2014 7:38pm UTC

*laying in bed*
me: oh wow, my nose stopped hurting.
me: *drops electronic on my face.*
me: oh wow, my nose started hurting.

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Morgan*
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November 23, 2013 2:37pm UTC

There's this rock song that I love called the diary of Jane and it came on during warm-ups for my basketball game and I was internally fangirling and I was lip singing to it. I was still shocked that they played the song.

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My_Lazy_Knight*
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October 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC

me and my sister in the target parking lot...
my sister:hey hey! why does snoop dog need an umbrella? me: fo' drizzle" me and my sister "hahahahahahaha" we are so mental haha omg

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Vinita*
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September 4, 2013 7:15pm UTC

So my teacher was like,"What is my pet peeve?" and this dumb a** kid in my class was like,"Cow"

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kungfupenguin
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August 18, 2013 5:51pm UTC

.. Oh gosh.. My family..
My gram: "I've never been with any other guy but your grandfather.. "
my grandfather: "yeah, I've never been with another man either. "
Me, my gram, and my aunt: *looks at my grandfather awkwardly*

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*VA VA VOOM*
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July 26, 2013 2:32pm UTC

xXMidnightXx's format
What is the Queen's surname?
No seriously, I have no idea.
I've been living in England since birth,
yet I don't even know the Queen's surname.
*Feels the shame burning off me*

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aislinn325
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July 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC

If quizzes are quzzical what are tests?

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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June 21, 2013 7:27pm UTC

.....Fifty Shades of Grey can be listened to, good lord, America!

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Spektrum
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June 6, 2013 6:52pm UTC

In grade school, my sister used to collect broken pencil leads. She had hundreds; she was obsessed.
She came home one day really upset.
A boy in her class had eaten her pencil lead collection.
eaten. her. pencil. lead. collection.
ALL OF IT.

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awesomeness...*
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May 18, 2013 11:16pm UTC

SO I CLICKED ON "REALLY GOOD QOUTES"
some of them had zero faves and I return 10 seconds later and they end up with 1000 faves
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM "REALLY GOOD QOUTES" !

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