Best Obama Quotes Today

yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:10pm UTC

it's weird to imagine important people
as kids. like obama probably wrote "b00bs" on a calculator and laughed at one point in his life.

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p0kemon
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June 9, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Obama & an Interviewer:
Interviewer: You look great!
Obama: I feel great!
Interviewer: How much do you weigh?
Obama: About 180.
Interviewer: 180. It looks good on you, That's about where I am and it doesn't look good on me.
Obama: You look sharp!
Interviewer: You haven't seen me naked.
Obama: And lets keep it that way.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 20, 2013 1:51pm UTC

The Boston Marathon was bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertilizer plant. MIT is under lock down because a gunman shot and killed a campus officer.
What. The f.uck. Is going. On.

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*crybaby*
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March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 3:09pm UTC

Be careful who
you open up to.
Only a few people
actually care.
The rest are just
curious.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 4:58pm UTC

Hearts are wild creatures,
that's why our ribs are cages.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 4:02pm UTC

I don't
hold grudges.
I remember
facts.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 7:43pm UTC

Page 6 of 365

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Ever since Obama became president,
there's been more movies about the White
House blowing up. I think movie producers
are trying to tell us something.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 8:42pm UTC

Oh cool, my middle finger likes you.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 8:39pm UTC

I don't know, my relationship with
my siblings is either,
"Yo I'll help you hide the
body," or "Don't even
breathe in my direction."
There's no in between.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 3:28pm UTC

Yawning is your body's
way of saying 20% of
battery remaining.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 8:32pm UTC

If you want to
learn what
someone fears
losing, watch
what they
photograph.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 4:23am UTC

Life is short.
Smile while you
still have teeth.

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