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  1. S E R I N A ♡* S E R I N A ♡*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2016 3:54pm UTC
    If You..
    If You're Walking Down The Right
    Path And You Are Willing To
    Keep Walking
    Eventually,
    Youll Make Process.
    Obama

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2016 2:55pm UTC
    Saw a picture of George Bush and Michelle Obama shaking hands...
    What is it? Befriend a war criminal day?

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:16am UTC
    Hey guys.
    Here's a poem.
    My name is Jordan
    and I'm somewhat flamboyant
    But I'm just a boy, and
    I'm leaving soon.
    Maybe this poem could be a song
    or maybe it could be an animate object
    that wears a thong
    all day long.
    I should stop thinking about thongs
    and irrelevant things
    these stanzas suck
    and so does Bing, to be honest.
    Okay luckily poems don't have to rhyme
    or have the correct punctuation
    but rhyming is less timing
    and influences more of a patient
    pay in.. dimes?
    .
    Sh/t, poem's over. Enjoy that, because.. well, why not?
    Point is, yeah, leaving, but you guys are super great and kind and wonderful and it's unfortunate I've lost my purpose on here.
    I like talking to you people, and I hope to continue with that talking over some sorta' social media where I don't have a single care about what you ate for breakfast in the morning, but you tell me and the rest of the world anyway. I had fruit this morning. It was delicious.
    I might be back, though. A lot's on Jordy's plate, lately. I got another summer job and what not, and I'm taking college-level classes as well this time, while putting up with some b/tch who can't help but love me.
    (I'm totally joking, I respect that b/tch.)
    You, dear reader, don't have a single care about that, either. But that was for the curious ones.
    As they say; curiosity kills the cat.
    Luckily you all are people and not.. cats.
    By the way, cats are still number one of my list of To Own Most Of.
    Sort of like empty bottles of Gatorade.
    Owning Most of those. Definitely.
    If you see a cat, ever, enjoy that blessing you have of being in the presence of one.
    And maybe think of me, yeah?
    Unless you're allergic, then don't do any of the following and get the hell out of the room you're in.
    I mean, you can still think about me.
    Presence all around, hoo hoo. Jordesus is da name.
    I did just replace 'the' with 'da'.
    You're welcome.
    Anywh/reway, social media and what not. Right, right. I just made an Instagram. Actually I haven't yet but before I type the next word, I will make one.
    Okay, made one.
    And it's @- wait, I forgot.
    It's @- it takes a minute to stop being a hoe and load.
    Seriously. Okay.
    I don't know how I forgot it. It's @Jordesus (Place white girl 'duh' here)
    I'll follow you back instantaneously. Or close to instantaneously. Not sure if I'll even like Instagram, in all honesty.
    White girl selfies, all day long, hay hay.
    I thrive on making fun of Ellie. (That one b/tch I was talking about earlier.)
    Pretty tired tonight.
    Oh and there's Kik, too. Kik is fun. I'm @Da_Oj_Juise_
    Once again, lots of great quotes... Steve, you're a cool dude.
    I enjoyed reading what everyone had to say and aye, you guys are somethin' interesting.
    I apologize if this is hard to read. Or if I seem like a d/uchebag. Chances are, this is hard to read and I'm too lazy to edit, and because of that laziness and constant use on the b/tch card for my girlfriend, I am a d/uchebag.
    But yeah, I wana' talk to you guys, so please feel free to Kik or Instagram my face.
    ^
    |
    Sorry if none of that makes sense. It's late. (It's actually only 2 am but I need an excuse for my malfunctioning brain.)
    Happy summer.
    You're great.

  4. LestWeBeForgotten LestWeBeForgotten
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 10:54pm UTC
    So a while back a dude said that when the first black president was ellected, that pigs would fly.
    When obama was ellected...
    the swine flu broke out.

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Age is
    not important
    unless you're
    a cheese.

  6. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    The sign of intelligence is
    that you are constantly
    wondering. Idiots are always
    dead sure about every damn
    thing they are doing in their life.

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    An arrow can only be shot by pulling
    it backward. When life is dragging
    you back with difficulties, it means it's
    going to launch you into something
    great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

  8. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 5:24pm UTC
    The biggest
    challenge of life
    is to be yourself in
    a world that is
    trying to make you
    like everyone else.

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Alexithymia:
    difficulty
    describing
    feelings to
    other people.

  10. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    When the root is
    deep,
    there is no reason to
    fear the wind.

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    I'm not
    interested
    in competing
    with anyone.
    I hope we all
    make it.

  12. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    I can run..
    I'm slower
    than a herd
    of turtles
    stampeding
    through
    peanut butter,
    but I can run.

  13. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    Negative people are only
    happy when they are
    bringing you down to their level.

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Dear mum,
    I love how we
    don't have to
    say out loud
    that I'm your
    favorite child.
    Happy Mother's Day.

  15. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:14pm UTC
    The difference between
    school and life;
    In school, you're taught
    a lesson then given
    a test. In life, you're
    given a test that
    teaches you a lesson.

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC
    HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
    HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 1:28am UTC
    i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

  18. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    Every time
    you are able
    to find some
    humor in a
    difficult sitaution,
    you win.

  19. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    The only thing standing
    between you and your
    goal is the bullsh/t story
    you keep telling yourself
    as to why you
    can't achieve it.

  20. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Yawning is your body's
    way of saying 20% of
    battery remaining.

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