Nutella Quotes

SecretLife96
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 12:00am UTC

So, short story...
Last night, I was out trick or treating.
I came to an old lady's house.
She said, "Sorry dear, I don't have any candy left."
I told her, "Thats okay, Happy Halloween!"
She handed me an un-opened jar of Nutella and said, "Happy Halloween to you to darling."
And well, long story short, I think I am in love with the old lady <3

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Psychic_Potter
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October 22, 2013 11:32am UTC

Girls my age: So I like this guy. He often flirts with me, but a friend of mine tells me he is a player and flirts with others too. My BFF says his friend really likes me. But I don't like him, so....
Me: Where the f/ck is my nutella

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Hidden*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 10:52pm UTC

If me and my girlfriend were fighting
and it got to a point where she started to cry,
i would just shut up, and hold her.

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 7:45pm UTC

If you're a guy,
and at my household unless you're prepared to wear sweatpants, eat Chinese food,watch movies, and cuddle I suggest
You leave.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC

JUST GONNA WATCH SAD
movies and eat Nutella all night. Yep, great way to
spend a Saturday night.

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Casiguns
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:39am UTC

"I don't like Nutella."Said no-one. Ever.

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Fay*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Money can’t
buy happiness
But it can buy
nutella
And that is
basically same thing

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stayybeautiful_xox
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 4:00pm UTC

my mom gets home from work
mom: did you eat anything when you got home from school?
me: more like what didnt I eat..

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Umcaitlynx
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:20pm UTC

My Mom: *Tries to sneakily stash Nutella away+
Me: *Sickeningly Sweet Tone* Ohhhh motherrrr.
Mom: *Freezes half way through closing cabinet door*
Mom: *stares at me*
Me: Watcha got there?
Mom: *Raises hands and gives over Nutella*
Me: That's what I thought.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Pretty much all I need to keep me happy
is a never-ending jar of nutella.
(no one's figured it out yet. unbelievable.)

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KT_143
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Teacher: What was the best thing that happened to you this week?
Popular Girl: I went on a super romantic date with my boyfriend, and he
bought me this infinite ring, and I think I'm totes in love!
Football Player: I led my team to the state champs!
Me:....
Me: I bought Nutella.
Me: And I ate, all of it.

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Blurryface.*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 9:49am UTC

I'm alone.
My only fiend in this day,
Is: The Nutella ^^

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lolatmylife
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:48pm UTC

nutella is a very healthy breakfast because it consists of:
1. Hazelnuts: reduce risks of cardiovascular disease,
proteins, fiber, help lose weight.
2. Cocoa: improves mood, lessens risks of illness,
vitamins, minerals, antioxidants.
3. Happiness

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:54pm UTC

Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Me: I'm nutelling you.

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GuaruGuaru*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 10:34am UTC

KEPP CALM
AND
LOVE NUTELLA B*TCH!

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 8:34pm UTC

I get scared when I think
Would've there's no gold at the end of the rainbow
Would've there's no joy after pain
Would've there's no more nutella left.

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:17pm UTC

I Love My Nutella!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 9:07pm UTC

This is Really How The Ice-breaker Went in School
Teacher: Welcome to ninth grade, go around and introduce yourselves, say something about yourself- your age, your name, and a fact about you. Start us off, *kids name*
Kid: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I play 6 sports after school; football, baseball, basketball, motorcross, swimming, and hockey.
Teacher: That's great! I'm sure you've won your fair share of championships.
Girl: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I dance hip hop and ballet after school on Tuesday and Thursday.
Teacher: You'll have to show us someday.
Me: I'm Caitlin, I'm 13 and I... like cheese pizza... and nutella.
Teacher: That's... nice.

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*DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Me: Okay, so today I'm going to spend 2 hours on the treadmill, 1 hour on the elliptical, and then another 3 hours riding my bike.
Me: *Spends the whole day watching tv, playing Plants VS Zombies, and eating Nutella and chips*

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:25pm UTC

To Do List:
-Buy nutella
-Find a spoon
-Eat

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