Best Noodles Quotes This Month

carson5482
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Do noodles end their prayers with
"ramen"?

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:36pm UTC

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 11:08pm UTC

I opened a box of ramen noodles and
punched myself in the face....
Only me...

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:21am UTC

I am really good at ordering/buying food
if it was a subject at school i would defs get A+++

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just_fly
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 1:31pm UTC

When I say:
"You're awesomer than
Ramon Noodles"
take that seriously
because that's the highest leval of honor I bestow.

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1D_Babyyy
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 6:20pm UTC

If the word
"Noodle"
was spelled
"Newdle"
The world would be a better place...

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glitter on my hands*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 11:28am UTC

my favorite kinda men is ramen.

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behindthissmirkxx
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 9:48pm UTC

dose anyone rember the old witty? i do i made my old account in 2009. but do you remember when not all the quotes came from daddy or spageheti when there was no lasagna or horses tramplign on my intestines when no one would dare go on someones profile and say your so limp noodle just randomly can you belive that is actully happening on witty today i have seen so many people saying the want to leave witty because of all this and do you rember when the term"witty famous" was actully legit because the top quotes were ruled by damnncappuccinox,jayciegunge01,nashgreer672 and all the 1876's kids and dose anyone rember when we we were just a witty family i mean what happend
ive decided to leave witty becauyse of the lasagna inceditn and im so sorry
i miss the old noodles
♥
N 1 G G 3 R

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evypeeps
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 3:42pm UTC

"Shut up you dumb noodleloaf!"
I do believe I owe my best insults to Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

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behindthissmirkxx
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 9:35pm UTC

IF LASAGNA IS BORN FROM
hard noodles
♥♥♥ then (mountains) I could eat

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ReneeLisaaa
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:17am UTC

So after a romantic day and a seedy card from my best friend, I come home, watch The Golden Girls and eat noodles.
It's like I'm single but... not. Thankfully.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 5:33am UTC

.
Mi Goreng Noodles.
That is all
.

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 3:39pm UTC

those ain't no condoms in my wallet gurl
those are ramen noodle flavor packets.
nmq

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