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evypeeps

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Member Since: 14 Feb 2013 03:08pm

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evypeeps
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 1:01pm UTC
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried blowing down a house using
their lung power alone

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evypeeps
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 12:39pm UTC
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried slamming a revolving door

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evypeeps
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February 15, 2013 12:36pm UTC
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried nailing water to a tree

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evypeeps
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 3:42pm UTC
"Shut up you dumb noodleloaf!"
I do believe I owe my best insults to Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

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evypeeps
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 3:25pm UTC
Always check under the bed before going to sleep.
You just never know.

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