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evypeeps
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February 15, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried blowing down a house using
their lung power alone

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evypeeps
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February 15, 2013 12:39pm UTC

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried slamming a revolving door

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evypeeps
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February 15, 2013 12:36pm UTC

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
Never tried nailing water to a tree

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Kate*
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February 7, 2012 8:36pm UTC

He's not short... he's just
FUN SIZED!

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jimmy365
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January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC

one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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doublesidedice
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February 9, 2013 12:30pm UTC

People say their love and food are the reasons they wake up in the morning.
The reason I wake up in the morning is because I need to pee.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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teenquotes5052
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February 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC

When I was walking out of church the other day in a big rush when a young man came up and stared talking to me like we were best friends after 10 minuets of talking about nothing I said I have to go and ran off. When I got to the car my mom said I see you were talking to Mathew ya he is wired call it what u want but he has autism I will be right back I went back into the church to find Mathew. When I found him I said I can stay for a while you should of seen the smile on his face the felling I had was so amazing. Thanks you Mathew for showing me your world

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teenquotes5052
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February 4, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandeions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles, DO YOUR JOB.

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teenquotes5052
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February 11, 2013 8:09am UTC

We live in the era of the smart
phones and stupid people.

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teenquotes5052
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February 12, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Single is not a status It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on otheres

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zadakbkadaz
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February 14, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Scientists say that the world is made up of :
- Protons
- Neutrons
&
- Electrons
But, they forgot to mention :
- Morons

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
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February 14, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Check For Murderer....Then pee O.e

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*_*
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February 14, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Common sense is like deodorant
The people that need it the most
never use it

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crayola_Swag
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September 16, 2012 11:31am UTC

Spongebob Squarepants Quotes #1 :
Squidward - This city needs to be destroyed!! Or at least painted another color.
10 faves to make more : ] <3

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crayola_Swag
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September 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Spongebob Squarepants Quotes #2 :
"Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body. Which is also my face." - a sponge named bob
10 faves to make more : ] <3

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yuijfr
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February 14, 2013 11:32am UTC

Hardest jod Ever! : WORKING in a bubble wrap factory...imagine the self control needed O.O

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evypeeps
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February 14, 2013 3:42pm UTC

"Shut up you dumb noodleloaf!"
I do believe I owe my best insults to Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

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br0kenwings
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February 13, 2013 3:28pm UTC

I hate the phrase “boys will be boys”
I THINK IT SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH
“bad parenting results in as .sholes”

DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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evypeeps
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February 14, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Always check under the bed before going to sleep.
You just never know.

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