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LoveMyProfile.com <3 Profile Counters Hello, i'm Lissa.

I have a boyfriend his name is Jaredâ�¡
A l m o s t a y e a r.
um, i'm not the brightest of girls but i make the best sandwiches ok,pinky promise.
Leave a comment for me or something and i promise
i will write you likea really sweet message.
i love you all stay safe.

peeeaacccee.

Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 6:54am UTC

I just found my Witty password on a word document and i've just realised that it has been two years since i've been active.
God, everything is so different.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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July 15, 2013 2:26am UTC

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if you're following me i'm just warning you that i don't know where i'm going.
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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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July 15, 2013 2:16am UTC

We all mourn for the loss of an amazing man today, Cory Monteith. But what we are feeling will never amount to what the love of his life, Lea Michele, is feeling. One moment in love and on the road to a happy marriage, the next realizing he is gone forever. As our thoughts go out to Cory, remember his love. Remember the woman who loved him more then anything else in the world. She lost her world. Rest in Peace Cory and stay strong Lea Michele. We love you both.
♥

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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July 3, 2013 2:06am UTC

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I wonder if other dogs think my dog is hot.
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July 3, 2013 2:04am UTC

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maybe this year i'll find a boyfriend
[audience laughs in the background]
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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 7:51pm UTC

I hate when people sit next to me on the bus like yeah sure if there is like no seats then go ahead come sit next to me but if theres available seats then get the f\ck away from me

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:43am UTC

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- Grab a plate & throw it on the floor.
- Okay, done.
- Did it break?
- Yes.
- Now say sorry to it.
- Sorry.
- Did it go back to how it was before?
- No
- Don't you understand?
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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 7:49am UTC

"long hair don't care"
more like ratchet weave i believe

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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June 1, 2013 7:45am UTC

who is tyler and what did he create

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June 1, 2013 7:41am UTC

i hate when you're not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies & feast on their flesh & your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies & sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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June 1, 2013 7:19am UTC

when guys talk about how gross and weird periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy and somewhat ugly piece of flesh that gets hard sometimes and thats pretty weird, bucko

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 6:58am UTC

salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza & get rid of the salad

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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June 1, 2013 6:48am UTC

On an iPhone "yolo" auto
corrects to "tool"& I think thats beautiful

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May 21, 2013 3:14am UTC

I went jogging this afternoon and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said "Hey, you dropped 50 bucks" and i took it and started running and while i'm running i'm laughing because the 50 dollars didn't belong to me.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 5:33am UTC

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Mi Goreng Noodles.
That is all
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April 12, 2013 12:14am UTC

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
E
Ex
Ext
Extr
Extra
Extra F
Extra Fr
Extra Fri
Extra Frie
Extra Fries

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You may have a hot body
but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken
so who's the real winner here.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:20am UTC

he met you.
he got your number.
he started talking to you.
he got to know you.
he became your friend.
he started to like you.
he loved talking to you.
he started to chase you.
he wanted to spend time with you.
he started missing you.
he made you fall.
he wanted you.
he got in with you.
he became more then a friend.
he finally got you.
he fell inlove with you.
he couldn't stop talking to you.
he loved being around you.
he started acting different,
he seemed more distant.
he ra.ped you.
he is a sloth.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 12:37am UTC

'anatidaephobia is the fear of somewhere in the world a duck is watching you.'

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:54am UTC

i finally got a
boyfriend.
then my sims game froze without saving.

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