Neighbors Quotes

Lost_Girl_98*
posted a quote
April 6, 2015 12:22am UTC

So someone on my street decided they wanted to celebrate something at almost one in the morning. I don't think that many people appreciated fireworks at this time of night, but thank you for the bright lights and the noise. Oh and thank you for the minnie heart attack that you just gave me!

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mhamilton
posted a quote
February 4, 2015 12:43pm UTC

LIVE LIFE TO THE
FULLEST EVERYDAY
REGRET NOTHING

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
June 21, 2014 8:28pm UTC

My neighbors are blasting music which is typical of them during summer, but this time it's classic rock and 1960s stuff (rather than the annoying pop/rap songs they usually play) so I don't think I really have the right to complain about it...

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Dishonored*
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January 18, 2014 1:07am UTC

When I say I'm from the country,
people think I'm joking or they think
I'm from some cute little town or
what have you, but no. When I say
I'm from the country, I mean you
have to walk over a mile to the
nearest house, and drive half an
hour to the nearest cute little town
(well, if you follow the speed limit.)
Oh, and my neighbors? Yeah, most
of them are Amish. So, no, I'm not joking
or being over dramatic. It's the boonies.

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SarahLee3494
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January 2, 2014 9:58pm UTC

I want to build an army of mini snowmen in front of my house facing the street I will give them stern faces and use pointy sticks as arms. And once a day for 10 minutes, I will stand in front of them and give them orders like I'm a general. My neighbors are going to think I'm crazy. I can't wait.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 10:55pm UTC

------------ I was home alone so I started blasting music -----------
and singing as loud
as I could and my neighbors heard
and came over to tell me to
S h u t t h e f u × k u p
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Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:20am UTC

*Home alone*
"well i hope my neighbors like this song"
Format by Breeze

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 11:53am UTC

the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window
and yelled “GOD HATES FllAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Dear people in my fuucking neighborhood,
It is NOT fourth of July yet,
So ya'll should calm down with your fireworks.
Love,
Your sleep-deprived, grumpy neighbor

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IsabelaPerilo
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 8:13am UTC

99% of my neighbors
have seen me naked
through my window at least 20 times.

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sophxoxo
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a boy fell i n the mud.
Wanna hear a c lean joke?
he got a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a naughty joke?
bubbles was his neighbor.
lmao not mine, i heard it in school today

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awesomeness...*
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June 5, 2013 8:52am UTC

Dear neighbors,
tell your dog to shut the f.uck up!!!
sincerely,your nice neighbor :)

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Like a good neighbor,
stay over there.

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 12:28pm UTC

I used to like my neighbors...
u n t i l t h e y p u t a p a s s w o r d o n t h e i r w i f i.

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marie1616
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Something really weird is going on at my neighbors,
either they're having a pretty wild bump session or they're
killing each other. I don't know if I should turn up my TV or call the cops.
Format Credit: Paperlung.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*HOMEALONE*
"Well, I hope the neighbors like this song!"

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 10:29pm UTC

On my street we have a few types of people...
The Wyotech guys: Loud cars. Parties on Friday's, often come home drunk.
The drunks: Fight in the street. Police get called on them about 5 times a month. Annoying little $h!t for a kid who often spends time in out yard until someone yells at him.
The young small family: Uh... their dog got out once.
The druggies: They yell to the drunks at about 4 am. ANOTHER ANNOYING CHILD.
Pedo: Lives in the duplex on the corner... gives all the kids on the street creepy looks.
Young nice couple: Live right next door. Sometimes they watch our dogs, sometimes we watch theirs. The guy plays hockey. Sometimes they have parties, but they're never very loud.
Then there's us... Kenneth (my 18 yr old brother) and I have stereo wars everyday. When the neighbors fight outside we sit on the property line and watch them. When Jayden's (21 yr old brother) home we have parties.
**Wyotech is a local trade school**

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ImaPiratePrincess
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 10:34pm UTC

My new neighbor has the same first name as my dad...
..and last name so the mailmans gunna have a fun time with that

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