Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman.
We were best friends in middle school.
I know, r i g h t ?
It's so embarassing.
I don't even...whatever.
So then in eighth grade, I got my p e r i o d, and Giovanna was like, weirdly jealous of it.
Like, if I would blow her off because of period pains, she'd be like, "Why didn't you let me have your tampon?"
And I'd be like, "What is wrong with you?"
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool pary, I was like, "Giovanna, I can't invite you, because I think you're gonna steal everyone's tampons."
I mean I couldn't have HER at my party.
There were gonna be girls there on their PERIODS.
I mean, right?
She was OBSESSED.
So then her mom called my mom and started y e l l i n g at her, it was so retarded.
And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for h i g h s c h o o l, all of her hair was cut off and we was totally weird.
And now I guess she eats tampons.
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