Best Morning Quotes This Month

happiest*
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September 10, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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happiest*
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January 22, 2014 12:27pm UTC

What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fcking a.ss hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it. you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness. I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 1, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I am not a morning person. I am not a night owl.
But I can rock 11:30 AM like nobody's business.

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:18pm UTC

a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning

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BravoSierra
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April 23, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate that part of the day
where I actually have to get out of bed.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents "oh honey come meet our new neighbors" what would you do?

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happiest*
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May 6, 2013 2:12pm UTC

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List
so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC

me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

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Rajsonkar
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February 23, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done then in the morning convincing yourself that its not important format credit-rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:02pm UTC

I want people to like the things I like,
but I don't because they're my things

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Coldest Places in the World:
5.) Russia
4.) Alaska
3.) Finland
2.) Greenland
1.) My bedroom at 7:00 AM

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happiest*
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December 24, 2013 2:47pm UTC

i hope you wake up on christmas morning happy and i hope you are warm and i hope you had good dreams. i hope you get nice gifts and i hope you have hot chocolate. i hope snowflakes stick to your eyelashes and i hope you make the most beautiful snow angel. i hope that even though i will not be curled up with you on christmas morning that you are comfy and cozy and i hope you have a wonderful christmas

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 1:30pm UTC

I knew who I was
this morning
but I've changed
a few times since then.
- Alice in Wonderland
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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Heyitspoppy
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 2:38pm UTC

When people blame me being angry on my period I just say:
"I started my day waking up in a pool of blood. I could end yours the same way if you like?"

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josie*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 5:04am UTC

I want someone who will sit on a rooftop
with me at 2 in the morning
and will tell me their favouraite songs
and their family problems
and how they think the earth was made

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spence*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:27pm UTC

I want to be
the reason for someone to wake up in the morning.

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MissOpportunist
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Me first thing in the morning: Urgh... Blurg-blarble-nerg-a whaaaa???
Me at school: ASDFGHJKL! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Me in bed at night: *Discovers the meaning to life, the universe and everything in it*

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC

"why are you awake at three in the morning"
asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

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panic at the rachael*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

10 more days till my birthday ^.^

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soccertrack
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 3:39pm UTC

How many spoonfuls of bi/ch did you have this morning?

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