Best Middleschool Quotes Ever

carson5482
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May 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC

If you ever wonder why
high school is so hard,
it's because Ned stopped his survival guide at the 8th grade.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:51pm UTC

There is an clear difference
between liking someone and LIKE liking someone.

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SalemSoto
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June 20, 2013 3:35am UTC

Our kids will probably go to a middle school dance
and the theme is 2010's . They'll wear leggings with ugg
boots and twerk to call me maybe .

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capsized*
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November 26, 2013 2:51pm UTC

12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew- wait how am i talking?!

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Teacher: "I am beautiful." What tense is this?
Student: Obviously past.

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akp1015
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July 31, 2013 12:33am UTC

remember in 7th grade when they would play the cupid shuffle at school dances and you would go from simple middle schooler to Tamika from da block in like two seconds

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 4:05pm UTC

*middle school girl voice* Come to the bathroom with me.

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DeathlyHallows
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Last day of 8th grade,
graduation in a couple hours,
and then an offical freshman.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 12:58pm UTC

In middle school
this girl who was a total b/tch to everyone all the time was trying to take a selfie in the bathroom by standing on one of the toilets and the lid shattered and she fell in and cut her foot pretty badly and she actually had to go to the hospital and was put on a bunch of antibiotics because her open wounds were exposed to toilet water and that's how I know there is a fair and loving god.

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FoundMyselfInWonderland
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC

I am sick of it.
I am sick of Middle School drama.
I am sick of Middle School rumors.
I am sick of Middle School relationships.
I am sick of Middle School.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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she_is_love
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 11:58pm UTC

i become physically depressed when i see thirteen year old girls who dress well and are confident with themselves. like no, you are not permitted to skip your awkward stage.

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emilygm*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 4:21pm UTC

I was at lunch a few weeks ago, and I was sitting with my friend, and these sixth graders (sitting diagonally from us at another table) were being really loud and annoying. At one point, one of the sixth grade boys laughed at the top of his lungs, like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" so my friend just turned around and went "HAHAHAHASHUTTHEFUCKUP." It worked.

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Confession:
Every time I paint, draw, cry, or just think alone in my room,
I wear a tin foil crown that Derek made me when we were in middle school.
I honestly don't know why,
It just became a habit.

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Colette*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:24pm UTC

I miss the elementary school days when I would have recess and like 10 different best friends. Where boys had cooties but you could still be best friends with them. I miss the middle school days where we had all these petty little crushes. Where I had the same schedule all year no matter what. Where my best friend had homeroom, band, and lunch with me. Where I didn't feel like every person I talked to from my old school doesn't talk to me anymore. I miss how my life used to be, but I know I wouldn't have it any other way;

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Smiles_Mustaches
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:45am UTC

Today, the staff of the middle school came.
Remember that where I live 6th is elementary
Now, guess what 12 year old has advanced classes?!
Cookiedoughformats

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MamaPanda
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 1:53am UTC

In Sixth Grade Everyone Called Me Their "Mom",
In Seventh I Became "Panda" && My Bestfriend "Bamboo"
Two Days Later I Was "MamaPanda"
&& That's Stuck Through Till This Day, In My Friends Phones && On Facebook.
That's Just My Name Now.

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snowrain
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 11:00pm UTC

we weren't allowed to play truth or dare during middle schoolso during school all the guys and girls huddled and played, daring things like ``hug ____`` or ``ask out _____`` a n d whenever a teacher passed by, we started playing stella ella ola.{ t r u e s t o r y }

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 11:01am UTC

middle school girls
should be blowing bubbles, not boys.

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JustAHoosierAthlete
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 7:27am UTC

You know what I don't get? That thee are people ranging from sixth graders to seniors in high school hat are more worried about having a significant other rather than having good grades and being a successful student and/or student athlete. Girls, you don't need a boyfriend at such a young age and boys you don't need a girlfriend at such a young age. Look at me, I'm a very successful student athlete and I've never had a boyfriend. I don't need one! If you're in sixth grade, you really shuldn't be wearing short, tight skirts and shorts and low-cut shirts just to try to get a boyfriend. Honestly, nobody's worth dating before high school. It's stupid to do that to yourself at such a young age. Newer subject: you honestly aren't going to be in love as either an adolescent or a teenager. You just won't, it's a fact.
Just keep trying your best in school and sports and don't worry about the petty little things known as dating, being in a relationship, etc.
~Allie

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