Best Michael Quotes Today

Jordan.*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 8:39pm UTC

I don't know, my relationship with
my siblings is either,
"Yo I'll help you hide the
body," or "Don't even
breathe in my direction."
There's no in between.

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:09pm UTC

“People are afraid of telling the truth
because they think it’s going to hurt
everyone around them. I’ve kept so
much inside that I’ve literally lost it.”
- Michael Angelakos

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 7:54pm UTC

The Office
Michael: The Fundamentals of Business by Michael Scott.
Michael: More than 1 billion sold.
Michael: More than the bible.
Michael: I'm not surprised.

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Christina*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 11:00am UTC

I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
(literally)
Chapter # 51
Maybe, I should have stayed home.
I took the sunglasses haning from the mirror and started the engine. A couple turns right, one left, and straight ahead. It led me to a sign that read, 3 miles to Venice beach. How did I end up going there? I wasn't sure, I didn't really think about it. I just drove, following the imaginary guide set by my subconscious mind. I arrived slowly, stood in the empty parking lot and gazed at the dark ocean shadowed by the rising clouds. Something special and peaceful about this place. Something, different. Something, that didn't exist anywhere else or for me anyways. Speaking of anwhere, my peace was rudely inturupted by the violent vibrations from my phone. I took a hold of my phone and without looking at the caller ID I threw it in the passenger drawr. I looked at the ocean again, and happiliy opened the door. The wind gave me a welcoming hug and I indeed felt welcomed. My feet relieved as they felt the cool smooth sand. I walked towards the ocean waves. The sand got cooler and smoother.
"Man, what is this, phantom of the opera, if you like her you got to tell her." From what it seemed, an upset guy, was yelling at another guy. I couldn't see them, since they weren't in my way. But, that wouldn't stop me from eves dropping on a juicy conversation.
"What am I supposed to say, Alex, hey miss, you dont' know me but I love you?" He sassed
Dang I wonder what that's about.
I walked a little slower, so I could hear what the other friend had to say.
"No, Kai, just get to know her, be her friend, then tell her." Alex explainned
"You don't get it Alex, I know her, I know everything about her, the problem is, she doesn't know me." Kai said.
What kind of a guy would like a girl that doesn't know him? That's like level 88 fangirl.
"Well, I don't know what to tell you Kai." Alex said.
"Forget it, I doubt she'll like me anyways." Kai finished.
I wanted to walk up to him, to tell him that he should tell this girl, but, it was probably none of my business.
I finally reached the shore. I put my bag aside, and sat down. My sunglasses came off, and my curiousity kicked in. Poor, guy, it must be tough liking someone who doesn't know you. I should know, I've been liking Harry Styles for three years now. Kai, that's an interesting name. It kind of sounds Hawaiian.
"Kai" I whispered
I liked the sound of it, so I decided to practice a little louder.
"Kai" I said
"Yes?" I heard a voice but it wasn't mine.
My heart sank to my stomach.
Why am I so stupid?
I stayed silent, hoping I had imagined it.
"Ay lady, if you got something to say, please say it quickly I gotta go." I heard.
God, what, what, what just happened? How, or what am I supposed to say to him? Hey, I was evesdropping on your conversation, and I love your name. He's going to think I'm a freaking weirdo. I knew, I should've stayed home. Nothing good comes from me.
"Is your refrigerator running?" I tried
"It's running better than your brain." His sarcastic tone was very offensive.
I know I sounded stupid, but that was just rude. I turned around to face him.
"I don't like your name anyways." I blurted.
He quickly turned around and gave me a stare.

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josephxX
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 7:11am UTC

Once on a yellow peice of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was all about
his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts.
that was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny nails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it
once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door
beause of the new paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometime they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it
once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
that was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostles's Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much make up
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
becuase it was the thing to do
and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen

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beautifuldisaster15
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Even when I should be crying..
I see your name,
I hear your voice,
You tell me you love me
and I can't help..
but..
((( Smile )))

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musicure
posted a quote
January 4, 2017 5:10pm UTC

you'll never find
peace of mind
until you listen
to your heart

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
October 21, 2014 8:18pm UTC

Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught.

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100
posted a quote
August 25, 2014 3:11pm UTC

It hurts to know you're happy,
Yeah it hurts that you've moved on...

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josiewdog123
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:36am UTC

Dear Michael Jackson.
I wish I had the chance to hug you, and tell you that you're beautiful, and there is no reason to cry. The pain that you went through, in order to please your fans, to be the best, and to help the world, is unimaginable. Yet, a lot of people don't pay attention to the good in you, rather they turn their attention towards the alleged claims that you caught yourself in the middle of. It's always, "Wacko Jackso is scary" "I won't let my kid listen to him if his music was the last on earth" my personal favorite, "He bleached his skin on purpose." If people could only understand the real you, they would understand and stop the constant nonsense. You did what you had to do, you lived your life accordingly to help people and change the world. You are still amazing, and beautiful. You did eveything you could to see yourself as beautiful in your own eyes, but sadly, nothing worked. You tried to see yourself as beautiful by changing things about you; getting rid of the vitiligo for good, changing your face. As you did, the press exploited you, and didn't understand your true intentions. I want to apologize on behalf of everyone. I love you so much, and I miss you to peices. Thank you Michael

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
June 11, 2014 5:31pm UTC

Michael,
"Excuse me, uh, one question before we start here. Should you be drinking alcohol when you Don't have a liver?"
Patrick,
"What?"
1o Things I Hate about You
Format by: Amenah

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