Best Lololol Quotes Ever

MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:49pm UTC

IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:
Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!

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Raynniee
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford;
Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 5:48pm UTC

a sentence
will always look
like poetry
if you
hit enter
a lot

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sapphireflames*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC

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I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
but I couldn't find one.
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cookiedoughformats

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 2:10pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes she’s cheer captain and i look incredible

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 12:42pm UTC

Max and Ruby makes me mad
because Ruby is always telling Max what to do, Ruby needs to hop off.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 12:46am UTC

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a raging alcoholic with abusive tendencies
…and apparently also a cannibal.
Have you heard, 7 viciously ate 9.
My prayers go out to 9’s children.

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Marian*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:54pm UTC

My homework bring all the asians to the yard
and they're like ''it wasn't even hard.''

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:48pm UTC

all of the witty famous people are so far from
original, it's almost sad.
***stealing someone else's jokes and using them
on a different website doesn't make you funny
my friends :-)

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Ethanol
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:08pm UTC

“When life gives you free nachos, you don’t question it.”
— Drake Parker

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 6:40pm UTC

so my brother just saw me crying from period pains but he didn't know why and he tried to comfort me by saying 'i get those pains every day' and i just

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steffykins
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:23pm UTC

doctor: are you sexually active?
me: laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Instead of saying LOL, from now on I'm going to say SALTS.
"Smiled a little, then stopped."
It's more truthful.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 3:11am UTC

Teacher: One..
Me: You've got that one thing!
Teacher: No, one!
Me: One direction!
Teacher: You don't know it
Me: You don't know you're beautiful!
Teacher: Get out!
Me: Get out, get out get out of my head!

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:35pm UTC

If Mario doesn’t end every relationship with,
“It’s not-a-you it’s-a-me MARIO”
then he doesn’t deserve anything.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Person: Hey, do you listen to Drake?
Me: No, just Josh.

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:53am UTC

Chris Brown & Rihanna: Surprisingly, a worse love story than Twilight.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:35pm UTC

She wants the D.
Her teachers are concerned about why she doesn't want the A...