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  1. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 7:48pm UTC
    I'm more smarter than all of you.

  2. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    Perhaps Voldemort's face is so flat because
    He ran into the wrong wall at the train station

  3. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 12:05am UTC
    I imagine that when I die if you look at the row I am buried in at the graveyard, amongst the headstones that have touching comments like 'loving mother of 2' and 'left too soon' there will be my headstone with the caption 'ran out of frozen-yogurt'

  4. EllieLasnier EllieLasnier
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    Because I can see myself in your pants.

  5. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 12:37pm UTC
    mary had a little lamb
    whos fleece was white as snow
    it went out to a club one night
    and dropped it hella low

  6. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:47am UTC
    the bags under my eyes are designer

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    so my brother just saw me crying from period pains but he didn't know why and he tried to comfort me by saying 'i get those pains every day' and i just

  8. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    Remember when we were kids, and you weren't my friend coz' I stole your pen?

  9. mistymountains mistymountains
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 6:12am UTC
    Hi! I'm a quote. :D

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 11:43am UTC
    guy: being outside is like the only
    time I don't get bored.
    me: aw that sucks.
    guy: yeah I know.
    me: you'd make a great hobo tho.
    I thought I was being funny because
    I honestly laughed for five minutes
    at that, but he wasn't as amused.

  11. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 11:57am UTC
    switching on your computerbefore you make yourself foodso by the time you come backyour computer is turned on andwaiting for you like a nakedlove

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    I
    feel
    so
    much better
    now
    you're
    not around. ♥

  13. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET

  14. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    HIS CUTENESS MAKES ME GIGGLE OMFG

  15. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    To be honest,
    I cannot wait to see you again.

  16. RadRabbit101 RadRabbit101
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    I don't suffer from insanity
    I enjoy every second of it

  17. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:11am UTC
    Teacher: One..
    Me: You've got that one thing!
    Teacher: No, one!
    Me: One direction!
    Teacher: You don't know it
    Me: You don't know you're beautiful!
    Teacher: Get out!
    Me: Get out, get out get out of my head!

  18. sapphireflames* sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
    but I couldn't find one.
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    a sentence
    will always look
    like poetry
    if you
    hit enter
    a lot

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    i really want to just
    try leaving a blank book out on a table from an empty room, and then leave the room and have people anonymously write what they think of me in it, without them knowing that i'm going to read it.

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