What 2013 taught me
♦Nothing lasts forever. Get over it.
♦Life's gonna suck at times.
♦If you forgot, you did so for a reason
♦Remembering the forgotten thing will only drive you insane
♦People are annoying
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♦Never date someone who's like a sibling to you, it ends badly.
♦Everyone leaves.
♦South Dakota weaher sucks.
♦Pastors = zombeh vampyres 'MUST EAT LORD'S FLESH. MUST DRINK LORD'S BLOOD'
♦Worship the almighty lord Satan.
♦There will be many sleepless nights.
♦The soul needs clensing. Tears and blood are the only way.
♦I'm my own worst enemy
♦Run from everything, you don't get hurt that way
♦There is hope for humanity
♦Girls really hate boys
♦David is the best doctor ever
♦Females are like always on their period. Like wtf.
♦Botdf sucks.
♦So does bvb
♦And dubstep
♦Jacky is hotter than Ronnie
♦Ronnie + rap = can you not.
♦Witty = Such Tumblr, So girl, Much wow
♦Bowties are cool
♦If you run around with marks on your arms, screaming 'Count the shadows' people will ask if you're okay.
♦I've wasted so much of my life on Zelda
♦Same with Pokemon
♦And so much more with Kingdom Hearts
♦Get Scared = life
♦So does Greenday
♦And Nirvana
♦Love does exist. Good luck finding it.
♦Boys suck. And not the good kind of suck.
♦You shouldn't play HaHa You're Dead by Greenday at a funeral, no matter how terrible of a person they were...
♦Nice guys finish last.
♦Some songs have great lyrics but terrible singers
♦Add Bruno Mars to the list of artists that suck
♦Humans are like a water balloon that's over full. If you throw them at a wall, they splatter everywhere
♦50 Shades of Grey is a terrible book. It hardly has a story line
♦By the Time You Read This, I'll be Dead is a fantastic book
♦Bananas are evil
♦Lists are cool
♦Not as cool as Bowties and fez's though
♦DON'T
♦BLINK.
♦My name opens many opprotunities for unoriginal jokes.
♦End every sentence with 'sigh' for a dramatic effect. Sigh.
♦People start making these lists before Christmas. I mean c'mon.
♦Procrastination is better than life
♦I have too much sweg
♦If anyone reads this far, I love you
♦Smile. It's better for everyone around you.
♦People are going to get butthurt because I said their music taste sucks
♦There will also be a religious war in the comments.
♦People will favourite anything
♦People will also yell at you for putting 'u' in things like favourite and colour
Overall, this year has been fantastic. But honestly, that's mostly because I found Witty. Thanks guys. I hope next year is even more brilliant than this one.