Best Likeaboss Quotes This Week

kaylaslife
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:46pm UTC

*today in my math class*
teacher: *hears these girls talking* You guys should be working, not chatting.
boy: They're talking about Pretty Little Liars.
teacher: They're gonna be Pretty Little Cryers if they don't get to work soon.
true story

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:58pm UTC

At school.
Me: ~is hungry~
Me: ~tries to eat the person who sits in front of me's shirt~

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 12:46pm UTC

student: can i use the bathroom?
teacher: i don't know, can you?
student: when i was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a
verbal modifier for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I thought since
you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC

If i become a business owner
in the future after everything i say or do i'll make sure to say "LIKE A BOSS"

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Feeling like a boss when you sing a fast verse from a song successfully.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:08pm UTC

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IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
NICE TO SAY, come sit by
me and we can make fun
of people together

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Me: S*ck it!
My guy friend: Present it!
Me: You could be the best meat eater in the world, and you still couldn't handle it.
LIKE A BOSS! \(^3^)/
True story

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CTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:30am UTC

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:11pm UTC

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Don't ever text me with a
boring a$$ conversation....
Wasting my unlimited texting
and sh!@#T

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:02pm UTC

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I got 99 problems and
money could solve at least
80 of them

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC

friend: do you like strawberry or chocolate better?
me: chocolate covered strawberries

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

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Do you ever just rub your
eyes so hard that you just
start entering some f*cking
galaxy of swirls and patterns

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AnaCastro196
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June 17, 2013 1:29am UTC

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Late nights = deep thoughts

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:59pm UTC

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I wish I had speakers built
inside my shower

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:20pm UTC

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If I stay up late talking
to you then you're pretty
special to me.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:22am UTC

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Those girls who think
every guy wants them... No.

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Jade💕*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:32pm UTC

ACT LIKE A LADY ,
THINK LIKE A BOSS

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:04am UTC

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Black girls twerk,
Hispanic girls hip roll,
Indian girls belly dance
and white girls just
get drunk.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:04pm UTC

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you look good but you've
been pounded more than
the "i" in Pixar

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:09pm UTC

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Getting into a relationship
may seem like a good idea
but so was getting on the
Titanic and look what
happened there.

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