Lazy Quotes

AllTimeWeirdo
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September 2, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I want to live in a world where internet doesn't require electricity and food is free.

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ShaniaL
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September 1, 2013 2:01am UTC

Wii remotes should really have a way to turn up and down the volume.

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mtndewhm*
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August 31, 2013 10:24pm UTC

To get out of running in gym i basically just walk the gym and when the teacher asks why I walked I tell them I'm not lazy I'm just a free thinker and it suprisingly works.

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gcontento
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August 31, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Statistics show that 127,542,457,109,374 people are too lazy to read that number.

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lithium*
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August 30, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Everyone's growing up and getting into relationships yet here I am getting lazier by the breath and more attatched to things I shouldn't

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LeedleLeedleLeedlexP
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August 26, 2013 12:40am UTC

I'm not lazy i just take a lot of horizontal life pauses...

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smileschangepeople
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August 23, 2013 5:24pm UTC

During school~
Friend: "Dude you know you have to-"
Me: "Go home and take a nap? Yeah. I got it."

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Lonerwolfgal101
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August 23, 2013 3:28pm UTC

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

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nothing Important*
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August 22, 2013 8:11am UTC

Yet another day where I have to go out and where pants :/

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nothing Important*
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August 19, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Its not that I don't want to its just that I'm lazy :/

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smileschangepeople
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August 17, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Everyone successful: "Just believe and your dreams will come true."
Me: "Yes, I'd like to order the special."

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Dishonored*
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August 17, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I can't wait to be pregnant that way I can be lazy as f.uck, but still sound pretty productive. "What did you do today?" Oh, yknow, got through another day of making a human being. Developed some fingers and s.hit.

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rawrunicorn
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August 17, 2013 1:26pm UTC

Just a side note:
If you would like me to do something that requires me to do more than blink and breathe every other minute,
You must be joking, Use the door you used to enter and please leave

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dinosaur_rawr
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August 16, 2013 5:04am UTC

I'm meant to be going out and socializing today
In fact I'm meant to meet my friend in an hour,
but here I am still in my PJ's on witty
No prizes for guessing who's gonna be late.
but there will be a prize for whoever motivates me to et out of bed
anyone?
no
okay

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rawrunicorn
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August 14, 2013 12:40pm UTC

I can't be the only person that continuously clicks random
format to find one they like because of laziness..
Right?

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