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Lonerwolfgal101

1. Lonerwolfgal101
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 10:17pm UTC
   This Is Called The Eye Test!
   Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be kissed tomorrow- LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
   Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard- MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
   Now Find The Mistake- abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
   Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown-10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
   Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!****** *** *** ****** *** ******
   Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite 0
   
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2. Lonerwolfgal101
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   August 29, 2013 2:13pm UTC
   me: *buys first bra*
   my mom: you're a woman now
   me: *starts period*
   my mom: you're a woman now
   me: *gets a job*
   my mom: you're a woman now
   me: Mom can I go to-
   my mom: NO YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL IT'S DANGEROUS YOU WILL BE HOME BY 8 PM!!!
   
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3. Lonerwolfgal101
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   because of t
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   m
   b
   l
   r,
   i have OTP's in shows i don’t even watch. That I need to watch. I mean NEED!
   
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4. Lonerwolfgal101
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2013 9:35pm UTC
   There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:
   Roses are black
   Violets are black
   Everything is black
   I can’t see.
   
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5. Lonerwolfgal101
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   August 26, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   I wish I could meet,
   Smosh/Smoshgames
   Tobuscus
   Kalel Kitten
   MarkiplierGAME
   PewDiePie
   Shane Dawson
   Cryaotic
   CutiePieMarzia
   Joey Graceffa
   Yamimash
   Sourcefed/Sourcefednerd
   Phillip Defranco
   And so many more....
   
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6. Lonerwolfgal101
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   August 26, 2013 4:13pm UTC
   That frustrating moment when you know exactly what something means in your head, but not how to explain it.
   
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7. Lonerwolfgal101
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   August 26, 2013 3:48pm UTC
   A Good Friend: Calls you in jail.
   A Great Friend: Bails you out of jail.
   YOUR BEST FRIEND: Sits next to you while saying "wasn't that fun?"
   
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8. Lonerwolfgal101
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   August 26, 2013 3:44pm UTC
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9. Lonerwolfgal101
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   August 26, 2013 3:17pm UTC
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10. Lonerwolfgal101
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    August 26, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    If I ever have a baby boy, I'm gonna name him Luke so whoever I marry can say "Luke, I am your father." xD
    
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11. Lonerwolfgal101
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    August 23, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    *gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
    
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12. Lonerwolfgal101
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    August 23, 2013 3:25pm UTC
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13. Lonerwolfgal101
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    August 23, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    have you ever realized that the eyebrow hair on a dog never ends
    dogs are covered in eyebrow hair
    dogs are walking eyebrows
    they are eyebrows
    
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14. Lonerwolfgal101
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    August 23, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    *Me in my mind* FOR Narnia!! *Wearing armor, holding a sword, attacking an enemy.* *Me in real life* FOR NARNIA!! *Wearing elbow-pads and knee-pads and a helmet, holding a stick, attacking my brother*
    What happens in a mind is so different from reality ;/
    
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