Best Lazy Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
and groan until someone picks it up for me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I got called lazy yesterday.
I almost replied.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

If you're ever feeling lazy, just remember that the Ancient Greeks
believed that their God's lived on top of a very climbable hill, but no one even bothered to check

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 1:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I had a rapper name,
it would be Lay-Z.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Me: Ugh I have to go to the bathroom
Me: Can someone go to the bathroom for me?
Me: OH WAIT NEVERMIND!
Sister: that just shows the extent of your laziness.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:42pm UTC

doctor: are you sexually active?
me: i'm not even physically active.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 12:47pm UTC

I want to be hot,
but I don't want to work out.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:57am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I broke up with my gym.
It just wasn't working out.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I don't wear make-up
not because I don't care what people think
but because I'm too lazy to put it on every.single.morning.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:48pm UTC

"Omg Americans are all obese and lazy. I hate being American."
If you say that, you're stupid. Absolutely stupid. So a lot of Americans are fat, like there's not fat people in every other damn country. People like food, who are you to judge? Oh, all Americans are lazy? Really, because 98% of the adults that I know work their ásses off on a daily basis, for nothing in return. Think before you speak, otherwise you'll just make yourself look like an idiot.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:06pm UTC

If there was an award for laziness,
I'd send someone to pick it up for me.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Me at night: Tomorrow I'm going to start to work on my 6 pack.
Me in the morning: How many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 1:11am UTC

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of
texting you because now i have to change my whole text and I'm to lazy

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 12:02pm UTC

If spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shït about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I never run with scissors.
Ok, those last two words were unecessary..

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