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Labor Quotes

  1. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
    My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
    My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

  3. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:13am UTC
    If love is a labor,
    I'll slave 'till the end.
    I won't cross these streets until
    you hold my hand.

  4. MirandaaJeann21 MirandaaJeann21
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    My sister is in labor!!! (:
    Luca Matthew<3

  5. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    If love is a labor, I'll slave 'til the end ♥

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