CharliesTheName posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC
So my aunt and uncle had their first child today. My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay?? My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??
soccertrack posted a quote
April 19, 2014 1:24pm UTC
Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.