Keyboard Quotes

dunner*
posted a quote
April 9, 2015 6:01pm UTC

I know I'm not the only one to check the keyboard letters after seeing a mispelled word just to see if that typo made sense.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
October 13, 2014 1:37pm UTC

I play keyboard in a band called ''The Internet''

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 1:48pm UTC

When I was little
I use to jam on the keyboard with all of my fingers really fast so it seemed like i could type like a professional.

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willevansjones
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 12:03pm UTC

When i’m rich and
famous all i want is
to be made into an
emoji

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Look at your keyboard.
It has 'U' and 'I' together <3
Awe, how sweet.
Now, look under it and...
It says 'Jk'
How upseting :/

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC

*On chat*
Me: t59r5jkfjfi5 8585
Friend: O.o
Me: fjopbnvcxelghspxzz
Friend: uhhhhh?what.. .__.
Me: 404fqwdfrgy htyui
Me: Oh, just polishing the keyboard.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Step 1: Go to http://vogue.co.uk
Step 2: On your keyboard punch in *up* *up* *down* *down* *left* *right* *left* *right* B A A
Step 3: Laugh

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:07pm UTC

laptops and keyboards
totally need crumb-trays.

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Niwayu
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Every time I look at the keyboard,
I see that U and I are always together.

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Unknown_Person
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 10:08pm UTC

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Music is my life <3
http://fsymbols.com/text-art/twitter/#all_cats

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 4:32am UTC

Your real name: Jessica
Your name with your eyes closed: jessica
Your name with your elbow: jkierdsedseifdvsa
Your name with your nose: jesdsdica
Your name with your toes: jmmessiucvas
Bash your head on keyboard: ytg,ytjgnmgtk,
Now you try, just delete all of my answers.

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ThisIsMe943
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Type your name (Real name): Sara
Type your name with your elbow: sara (yay!)
Type your name with your eyes closed: Sara (not too considering it's 4 letters)
Type your name with your nose: sara (SUCCESS! :D)
Bash your head into the keyboard: 7yu6 (ow)
Now you try it

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 8:28pm UTC

I play the keyboard in a band called THE INTERNET.

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jooyjooy
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 11:48pm UTC

What if one day all the letters from the keyboard just dissapred?
LIFE=OVER

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beatlelover101
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 10:36pm UTC

......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;__________[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//

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kamilagirl225
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Relatable Post:#2410
When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if
the two keys were close.

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xxbroadwaybound14xx
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:34pm UTC

U and I are right next to eachother on a keyboard, but U is also right next to Y.
Y do U choose me?

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kamilagirl225
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Jerk My dic$ is as long as A to Z ;)
39 minutes ago · comment · like
Person Check your keyboard.
17 minutes ago ago · Like

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