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  1. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    So today in Italian, my teacher
    was telling our class about
    how we should be nice to
    everyone because they could
    hold our life in their hands in
    the future and they could be
    the only one to save us, so I
    turned to this girl and said,
    "I'll try not to stab you with
    the scalpel."

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Girl: I love being Italian on Christmas!
    Me: You're Italian every day.

  3. heartwisper heartwisper
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Sie brach mein Herz: German
    Tu as brisé mon coeur: French
    Me rompiste el corazón: Spanish
    Bhris tú mo chroí: Irish
    Hai spezzato il mio cuore: Italian
    You broke my heart: English

  4. AlwaysBeYourself AlwaysBeYourself
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 9:28am UTC
    “Love, that moves the sun and the other stars - L'amor che move il sole e l'altre stelle.”
    -Dante

  5. josiewdog123 josiewdog123
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    THE SONG
    'That's Amore' by Dean Martin.
    The one that talks about food and love?
    That accurately portrays my life in one

  6. essentiallyunnecessary essentiallyunnecessary
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Attraversiamo
    -Let's cross over-

  7. theinvisiblegirl* theinvisiblegirl*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    When ever I go to Pottermore, it's in any language BUT English

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 8:57am UTC
    My definitions of different languages:
    Spanish and Italian: So, THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun
    French: Haha, I don't f.ucking know, man. Just do whatever.
    German: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
    English: *shooting up in the bathroom*

  9. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
    But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
    The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
    And where they came from.
    She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
    Each student replied proudly:
    "American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
    She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
    He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
    But in a proud voice he said:
    "I am Human."

  10. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    format by p0kemon
    I'm a bad Italian,
    I've never had gelato and I'm 14 years old, almost 15.

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    so i've decided that i'm going to marry an italian boy
    with a boston accent and studs and a buzz cut and
    pretty eyes. no, i don't have one particular in mind.
    any would work. just thought i'd share this revelation.

  12. AEleanore AEleanore
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    You know what my eating disorder is?
    I'm Italian!

  13. SarahDrewIngle SarahDrewIngle
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Trying to argue over text is like being Italian and yelling with handcuffs on.

  14. SarahDrewIngle SarahDrewIngle
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Trying to argue over text is like being Italian and yelling with handcuffs on.

  15. JustBeingMEE JustBeingMEE
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    in italian everything sounds like you can eat it
    when you say cassonetto stupro
    u might think its a special pasta
    but in fact it means
    dumpster rap.e

:)

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