Intelligence Quotes

TheCovertComic
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January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC

If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.

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TheCovertComic
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February 6, 2021 2:53pm UTC

To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice. But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.

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TheCovertComic
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April 13, 2019 11:00am UTC

An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.

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seafoam*
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February 20, 2017 9:03pm UTC

Beauty or brains?
F.uck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my t.its so you can take me seriously? Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

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seafoam*
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November 26, 2016 11:35am UTC

The Venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle.

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seafoam*
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October 8, 2016 5:39pm UTC

I'm smart enough to get around anything. So there's never been anything to stop me
BuT mYseLF.

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Anujsomany
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July 17, 2016 2:45am UTC

"A woman who wants to be treated like a Queen can neither like nor ask a man to go down on his knees to propose his love for her; because upon bowing down before her by him, he will then never be respected as King by the intelligent people as the prestige of an emperor is measured always by his capacity & capability to stand on his two feet. "
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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October 16, 2015 2:24am UTC

"Less a person can see, more happy he can be."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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October 1, 2015 1:33am UTC

"Learning from own life's blunders is achieving EXPERIENCE, but from others life's experience is attaining INTELLIGENCE that majority of people fail to do."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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September 12, 2015 11:32pm UTC

"A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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June 28, 2015 8:39am UTC

"Something that is said with the word “YOU” is truly heard by a very few and, that too, listened only of someone who leads a very simple life and regularly says the things refreshingly new because “YOU” has a tone and texture of an ADVICE, which everyone tries to give than take from others as almost all consider themselves to be WISE."
~Anuj Somany

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AmirahMirror*
posted a quote
April 17, 2015 8:41am UTC

Your IQ test results came back negative.

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*compassionate soul*
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March 26, 2015 1:05pm UTC

"Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?"
- John Keats

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erinstaley
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 12:45pm UTC

Please overuse your
| in 'teligəns |
it's se❌y as fu©k

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
December 23, 2014 2:28pm UTC

"INTELLIGENCE
WITHOUT
AMBITION
IS A BIRD
WITHOUT
WINGS"
- SALVADOR DALI
1904-1989

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 6:30pm UTC

Intelligence
will
never
stop
being
beautfiul.

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
September 6, 2014 11:51pm UTC

“I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful;
now I’m older and I want to be intelligent.
I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion.
I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.”

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Morgan*
posted a quote
July 15, 2014 1:47am UTC

I'm actually not smart. I just put things together and they just happen to make sense.

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Ashleyray123
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May 16, 2014 10:58am UTC

Intelligence is a valueble quality, that many people take for granted
I don't care if people think I am stuck up
I know who I am, and I know I am not stuck up
I consider myself smart, and I have no problem admitting that
I would rather be noticed for being intelligent,
than for being pretty or skinny
I would rather get attention for my actions, and my words,
then for how I look or what I wear
beauty fades, fashion changes, you won't be young and pretty forever
words can last forever, being optimistic and
intelligent can't fade, because those are qualities
inside a person, that time can't erase

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC

The sign of intelligence is
that you are constantly
wondering. Idiots are always
dead sure about every damn
thing they are doing in their life.

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