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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2019 11:00am UTC
    An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:03pm UTC
    Beauty or brains?
    F.uck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my t.its so you can take me seriously? Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2016 11:35am UTC
    The Venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2016 5:39pm UTC
    I'm smart enough to get around anything. So there's never been anything to stop me
    BuT mYseLF.

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2016 2:45am UTC
    "A woman who wants to be treated like a Queen can neither like nor ask a man to go down on his knees to propose his love for her; because upon bowing down before her by him, he will then never be respected as King by the intelligent people as the prestige of an emperor is measured always by his capacity & capability to stand on his two feet. "
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2015 2:24am UTC
    "Less a person can see, more happy he can be."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2015 1:33am UTC
    "Learning from own life's blunders is achieving EXPERIENCE, but from others life's experience is attaining INTELLIGENCE that majority of people fail to do."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2015 11:32pm UTC
    "A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2015 8:39am UTC
    "Something that is said with the word “YOU” is truly heard by a very few and, that too, listened only of someone who leads a very simple life and regularly says the things refreshingly new because “YOU” has a tone and texture of an ADVICE, which everyone tries to give than take from others as almost all consider themselves to be WISE."
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. AmirahMirror* AmirahMirror*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 8:41am UTC
    Your IQ test results came back negative.

  11. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2015 1:05pm UTC
    "Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?"
    - John Keats

  12. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 12:45pm UTC
    Please overuse your
    | in 'teligəns |
    it's se❌y as fu©k

  13. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 2:28pm UTC

  14. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 6:30pm UTC

  15. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 11:51pm UTC
    “I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful;
    now I’m older and I want to be intelligent.
    I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion.
    I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.”

  16. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 1:47am UTC
    I'm actually not smart. I just put things together and they just happen to make sense.

  17. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 10:58am UTC
    Intelligence is a valueble quality, that many people take for granted
    I don't care if people think I am stuck up
    I know who I am, and I know I am not stuck up
    I consider myself smart, and I have no problem admitting that
    I would rather be noticed for being intelligent,
    than for being pretty or skinny
    I would rather get attention for my actions, and my words,
    then for how I look or what I wear
    beauty fades, fashion changes, you won't be young and pretty forever
    words can last forever, being optimistic and
    intelligent can't fade, because those are qualities
    inside a person, that time can't erase

  18. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    The sign of intelligence is
    that you are constantly
    wondering. Idiots are always
    dead sure about every damn
    thing they are doing in their life.

  19. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    ten confessions. as per amenah's dare.
    1. I'm bi at the moment, but I believe that sexuality is fluid. I'm scared that eventually I will become straight and then my mother will have confirmed her own belief that I am but confused.
    2. Everybody I like pushes me away, and I push away anybody that likes me. If you have ever wanted a recipe for sadness, that is it.
    3. I am scared to like a straight girl, so I stop myself from liking any girls at all.
    4. I can actually surpress my emotions so well it scares me. I was head over heels for this guy, but I eventually convinced myself I couldn't like him anymore, and I just stopped. I killed my stomach's butterflies.
    5. I feel like there's something seriously wrong with me, but I'm too scared to try to figure out what it is.
    6. When I went through a low, I would be fine when I was with people but impossibly sad when I was alone. Everything is the other way now.
    7. I have had quite a few family members die when I was quite young. I don't really remember them and, consequently, don't really miss them. It's a perfectly logical succession in my mind, but it kills me to admit it.
    8. I have spiritual beliefs, but they are all really shaky. The main reason I'm sure I believe in the afterlife is that if I didn't I would die from the inside out.
    9. I always say that I don't connect to people my age, but I'm scared that the truth is that I don't connect with people, period. I'm scared that I will go through my life having nothing but unfulfilling relationships with people about whom I don't care at all.
    10. Smart is all I have. If, one day, I meet somebody smarter than me, I will be nothing. It kills me that my grade point average is the only thing that gives me worth. But I guess it's better than nothing.
    © format by PaperLung

  20. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
    it tests my patience
    it tests my ability to hold my pee
    it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch


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